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On 6/27/2021 at 10:50 AM, Host Jazzbeau said:
Phyllis Diller :
 
  
As your beauty fades,
so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
 
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller
  
  
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
-Phyllis Diller
  
  
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
- Phyllis Diller
  
  
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
-Phyllis Diller
  
  
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
- Phyllis Diller
  
  
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-Phyllis Diller
  
  
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
-Phyllis Diller
  
  
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
-Phyllis Diller
  
  
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
-Phyllis Diller
  
  
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Phyllis Diller
  
  
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
- Phyllis Diller
  
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
-Phyllis Diller
  
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
-Phyllis Diller
  
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
-Phyllis Diller
  
My photographs don't do me justice -they look just like me.
-Phyllis Diller
  
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
-Phyllis Diller
  
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
-Phyllis Diller
  
  
The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
-Phyllis Diller
  
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
Phyllis Diller

My favorite Phyllis Diller quote was very useful: “Feed your family their dinner at 10pm. The starving will eat anything “.

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2 hours ago, travelnap said:

The brown squirrel in gravy has a much better flavor, the packed in water just doesn't bring out the true taste of squirrel.

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22 minutes ago, 2chiefs said:

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I grew up in South Dakota so we didn't have that many squirrels as trees were not plentiful.  We had to make do with Gopher Helper, we had lots of gophers, but you want to get the younger ones as the older ones get tough and stringy.

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1 hour ago, travelnap said:

I grew up in South Dakota so we didn't have that many squirrels as trees were not plentiful.  We had to make do with Gopher Helper, we had lots of gophers, but you want to get the younger ones as the older ones get tough and stringy.

Where is the 🤢 or 🤮 reaction to this post???

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