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Compendium of Laws
 
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 

Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 

Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 

Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers. 

Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 

Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! 

 

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