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Thanks to all contributors. Excellent thread!

Suggest it keeps going as long as people want to post. Bringing a daily chuckle to those who are still waiting to get back to sea brightens the day...and...as is said ‘laughter is the best medicine’ apart from a B2B2B etc cruise.

Keep well, stay healthy, cruise, cruise, cruise and keep posting...

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Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! 


Kids were asked questions about the Old and New testaments. The following 10 answers about the Bible were written by children. 


They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.  


1. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree.   Noah's wife was joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears. 


2. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night. 


3. The jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals. 


4. Moses led the jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread,   which is bread without any ingredients. 


5. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. 


6. Solomon, one of davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. 


7. Jesus was born because mary had an immaculate contraption. 


8. It was a miricle when jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. 


9. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. 


10. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

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