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2chiefs Posted July 18 #20079 Share Posted July 18 A woman playing golf sliced her drive terribly and hit a man on the jogging path nearby. She watched in horror as he shoved his hands between his thighs, fell to the ground, and writhed in pain. She rushed over, knelt down beside him and said, "I'm so sorry! I'm a doctor, I can help." Still in pain, he agreed. She gently took his hands away, unzipped his fly, and reached inside. For several minutes she gently massaged his privates, trying to relive the pain. After a bit she asked, "Is that feeling any better?" He replied, "Feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken." 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2chiefs Posted July 18 #20080 Share Posted July 18 All you old timers will get this one. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2chiefs Posted July 18 #20083 Share Posted July 18 Try getting this one in the elevator 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2chiefs Posted July 18 #20085 Share Posted July 18 I met a beautiful young woman at a nightclub, we were getting on very well when she said she had something to show me: She removed her wig and she was totally bald. ''It's alopecia.'' She said. ''But if you still like me you can ask me anything." Well, I have always wanted to know, so I asked her straight. ''Does your condition make you bald in other places?'' She whispered in my ear. ''There's only one way to find out.'' "Of course." I thought. "What an idiot, forgetting about Google at a time like this." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cruise wizard Posted July 18 #20087 Share Posted July 18 2 hours ago, 2chiefs said: Seems environmentally responsible but how does this solve global warming............just asking for a friend of the Earth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver2014 Posted July 18 #20088 Share Posted July 18 3 hours ago, 2chiefs said: OMG, someone has been spying on us!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Vic Posted July 18 #20089 Share Posted July 18 5 hours ago, 2chiefs said: Seems there are cameras in a number of houses...ours included...who knew? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CSHS1979 Posted July 18 #20091 Share Posted July 18 I ate dinner at a restaurant last night. After the meal, the service was so slow that instead of asking if I wanted to see a dessert menu, she asked if I wanted to see a breakfast menu. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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watertraveler Posted July 19 #20096 Share Posted July 19 Does this apply to loading the dish washer, too? 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiseguy1016 Posted July 19 #20097 Share Posted July 19 6 minutes ago, watertraveler said: Does this apply to loading the dish washer, too? 😂 It does at my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheal Posted July 19 #20098 Share Posted July 19 23 hours ago, 2chiefs said: LOL. Last week my son helped out by folding the load of towels. My daughter caught me in the bathroom refolding them. She knew exactly what was going on when she popped her head in the doorway. At least I didn't have to unfold them entirely, he only got one fold wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver2014 Posted July 19 #20099 Share Posted July 19 6 minutes ago, watertraveler said: Does this apply to loading the dish washer, too? 😂 Yes, it applies to loading the dishwasher, putting clothes in the washer, putting dishes away in the cabinets, vacuuming and a quite a few other household chores. Maybe even parking the car in the garage.....or putting a trash bag in the garbage can or....or.....or.......LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheal Posted July 19 #20100 Share Posted July 19 Heck, when my daughter finds "the one" she will realize I am not crazy after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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