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A woman playing golf sliced her drive terribly and hit a man on the jogging path nearby.  She watched in horror as he shoved his hands between his thighs, fell to the ground, and writhed in pain.

She rushed over, knelt down beside him and said, "I'm so sorry!  I'm a doctor, I can help."  Still in pain, he agreed.

She gently took his hands away, unzipped his fly, and reached inside.  For several minutes she gently massaged his privates, trying to relive the pain.  After a bit she asked, "Is that feeling any better?"

He replied, "Feels great, but I still think my thumb is broken."

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I met a beautiful young woman at a nightclub, we were getting on very well when she said she had something to show me:

She removed her wig and she was totally bald.

''It's alopecia.'' She said. ''But if you still like me you can ask me anything."

Well, I have always wanted to know, so I asked her straight.

''Does your condition make you bald in other places?''

She whispered in my ear. ''There's only one way to find out.''

"Of course." I thought. "What an idiot, forgetting about Google at a time like this."

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I ate dinner at a restaurant last night. After the meal, the service was so slow that instead of asking if I wanted to see a dessert menu, she asked if I wanted to see a breakfast menu.

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23 hours ago, 2chiefs said:

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LOL.  Last week my son helped out by folding the load of towels.  My daughter caught me in the bathroom refolding them. She knew exactly what was going on when she popped her head in the doorway.  At least I didn't have to unfold them entirely, he only got one fold wrong.

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6 minutes ago, watertraveler said:

 

Does this apply to loading the dish washer, too? 😂

 

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Yes, it applies to loading the dishwasher, putting clothes in the washer, putting dishes away in the cabinets, vacuuming and a quite a few other household chores.  Maybe even parking the car in the garage.....or putting a trash bag in the garbage can or....or.....or.......LOL!

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