To add some humour...

Von & John · September 22

May be an image of one or more people and text that says 'Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv Just saw a piece of jewelry made in 1982 described as "vintage" so I'll be laying down the rest of the day'

Von & John · September 22

May be an image of food and text that says 'How to get out of potlucks for the rest of your life'

Von & John · September 22

May be an image of 1 person, drink and text that says 'YOU SAY DRUNK AND DISORDERLY I SAY SPIRITED AND SPONTANEOUS'

Von & John · September 22

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'lil mex @dieselinjected My mom said "if your friends jump off a bridge would you?" Mom, was the one with the idea, you birthed a leader, not a follower'

Von & John · September 22

May be an image of text that says 'About to pull these steaks off the grill. It's my neighbors grill, but he went inside and I don't think he can see me.'

Von & John · September 22

May be an image of text that says 'SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID, BUT EVENTUALLY I'LL HAVE A COUPLE BEERS & SAY THEM ANYWAY.'

Von & John · September 22

Quotes About Marriage That Simply Speak The Truth

Von & John · September 22

May be an image of text that says 'Sent my husband to the store & then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.'

Von & John · September 22

May be an image of text that says 'My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"'