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A bee keeper walks into a pet store one day.

He asked the person at the counter for 12 bees. After walking out the store, he notices that he's been given 13 bees by accident.

He walks back in and says “there has been an accident, and you’ve given me 13 bees.”

The Shopkeeper says "No mistake sir, that one is a freebie!"

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Like the one about the Bee's.

It reminds me of when I went into a shop and asked .."can I have two wasps please?"

The shop keeper told me they had never sold Wasps.

Strange that as they had about six in the shop window .:classic_wacko:

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                      So Boris has come down with Covid -19 virus ,fair play to him as only last week he was wanting some

of us to catch it, so to make this "Herd Immunity" whilst us vulnerable souls stay in for 12 weeks .

Well done Boris we knew we could count on you and in the meantime, I for one promise to stay indoors .

Hope his cough gets better as we do our jokes. Get well Boris ! :classic_smile: 

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                                       TESCO NOW DO CUSTOMER TEMPERATURE CHECKS IN THE VIRUS FIGHT ! 



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Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.

The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!

The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!

Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.

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A woman comes home late in the night and goes quietly in the bedroom.

To her surprise, she sees male and female feet peeking out from under the blanket.

Shocked and raging, she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops.

After that she goes into the living room and sees her husband laying on the sofa. He turns to her half asleep: "Oh, you're home, darling. I'm afraid we have to sleep here tonight, my parents came for a surprise visit."

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Mr. Smith: “Doctor, do you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?”
Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?”
Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”

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