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10 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said:

How do you spell plagiarism Graham😂😂

All the jokes have been sent to us by friends👍😂😇.

We had a good laugh, hopefully others on here will too.

 

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Hi everyone,

please just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lockdown! Actually I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine no situation is too pressing.

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42 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said:

I know, some of them are mine... 😊

Although you can never claim a joke, many people could have the same thoughts... 

Andy 

I'm no good at making jokes but I'm a Good Listener.🤫🦍🙄

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49 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said:

I know, some of them are mine... 😊

Although you can never claim a joke, many people could have the same thoughts... 

Andy 

Have some good f word jokes been sent to us but don't want to upset anyone.

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13 minutes ago, grapau27 said:

Have some good f word jokes been sent to us but don't want to upset anyone.

Crikey, I know about the B word (toxic), the C word (worrying, I must get some slug pellets) and the D word (depression) and some people are up to the F word, what about E?

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4 minutes ago, davecttr said:

Crikey, I know about the B word (toxic), the C word (worrying, I must get some slug pellets) and the D word (depression) and some people are up to the F word, what about E?

Exactly.

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Dirty joke or dirty minds.

 

On a visit to a local barber noticed a joke book on his table one joke made an impact on my tiny mind.

 

A couple in their 70s decide they would like to have a baby so they visit a fertility clinic.

The doctor says their age is against them, so some test will need to be done.

He gives the gentleman a jar and says bring me a sample tomorrow and we will see if there are any problems.

Following day the couple return and place the empty jar on the doctors desk.

HO dear says the doctor it seems there is a problem.

The man answers problem!! problem!!

I tried with my right hand.

I tried with my left hand.

The wife tried her right hand.

Then she tried with her left hand.

She even removed her false teeth and tried with her mouth.

We couldn't get the lid off that jar. 

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