AndyMichelle Posted March 31, 2020 #30 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 minute ago, grapau27 said: How do you spell plagiarism Graham😂😂 Link to post Share on other sites
grapau27 Posted March 31, 2020 #33 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said: How do you spell plagiarism Graham😂😂 All the jokes have been sent to us by friends👍😂😇. We had a good laugh, hopefully others on here will too. Edited March 31, 2020 by grapau27 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Shirlthesinger Posted March 31, 2020 #34 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
grapau27 Posted March 31, 2020 #35 Share Posted March 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said: How do you spell plagiarism Graham😂😂 LOL not my creations🤔 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ann141 Posted March 31, 2020 #36 Share Posted March 31, 2020 These are great! Keep them coming 1 Link to post Share on other sites
lindyloo22 Posted April 1, 2020 #37 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Hi everyone, please just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lockdown! Actually I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine no situation is too pressing. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMichelle Posted April 1, 2020 #38 Share Posted April 1, 2020 10 hours ago, grapau27 said: LOL not my creations🤔 I know, some of them are mine... 😊 Although you can never claim a joke, many people could have the same thoughts... Andy Link to post Share on other sites
grapau27 Posted April 1, 2020 #39 Share Posted April 1, 2020 42 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said: I know, some of them are mine... 😊 Although you can never claim a joke, many people could have the same thoughts... Andy I'm no good at making jokes but I'm a Good Listener.🤫🦍🙄 1 Link to post Share on other sites
grapau27 Posted April 1, 2020 #40 Share Posted April 1, 2020 49 minutes ago, AndyMichelle said: I know, some of them are mine... 😊 Although you can never claim a joke, many people could have the same thoughts... Andy Have some good f word jokes been sent to us but don't want to upset anyone. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
davecttr Posted April 1, 2020 #41 Share Posted April 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, grapau27 said: Have some good f word jokes been sent to us but don't want to upset anyone. Crikey, I know about the B word (toxic), the C word (worrying, I must get some slug pellets) and the D word (depression) and some people are up to the F word, what about E? Link to post Share on other sites
grapau27 Posted April 1, 2020 #42 Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, davecttr said: Crikey, I know about the B word (toxic), the C word (worrying, I must get some slug pellets) and the D word (depression) and some people are up to the F word, what about E? Exactly. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMichelle Posted April 1, 2020 #43 Share Posted April 1, 2020 My mate who is a yacht builder has started working from home. Apparently, his sails have gone through the roof... 😊 Andy 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Britboys Posted April 1, 2020 #44 Share Posted April 1, 2020 16 hours ago, grapau27 said: Make sure you don't open any e-mails or Messages with the subject "Ding Dong" - its just Jehovah's Witnesses working from home... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Swanseasailor Posted April 1, 2020 #45 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Dirty joke or dirty minds. On a visit to a local barber noticed a joke book on his table one joke made an impact on my tiny mind. A couple in their 70s decide they would like to have a baby so they visit a fertility clinic. The doctor says their age is against them, so some test will need to be done. He gives the gentleman a jar and says bring me a sample tomorrow and we will see if there are any problems. Following day the couple return and place the empty jar on the doctors desk. HO dear says the doctor it seems there is a problem. The man answers problem!! problem!! I tried with my right hand. I tried with my left hand. The wife tried her right hand. Then she tried with her left hand. She even removed her false teeth and tried with her mouth. We couldn't get the lid off that jar. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
grapau27 Posted April 1, 2020 #46 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, davecttr said: Crikey, I know about the B word (toxic), the C word (worrying, I must get some slug pellets) and the D word (depression) and some people are up to the F word, what about E? Exactly. Sent to us by a friend. VID-20200401-WA0002.mp4 Edited April 1, 2020 by grapau27 Link to post Share on other sites
grapau27 Posted April 1, 2020 #47 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, grapau27 said: Exactly. Sent to us by a friend. VID-20200401-WA0002.mp4 2.59 MB · 0 downloads VID-20200401-WA0001.mp4 Link to post Share on other sites
peteukmcr Posted April 1, 2020 #48 Share Posted April 1, 2020 day 9 of lockdown and still haven't found the other sock 2 Link to post Share on other sites
peteukmcr Posted April 1, 2020 #50 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Or any combination of drinks! Link to post Share on other sites
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