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FUNNY THINGS YOU HEAR ON A CRUISE SHIP 

What time is the midnight buffet?

Does the crew sleep on board?

Do the elevators go to the front of the ship?

and I was personally heard this one disembarking in Alaska -   What is the elevation?  Answer:  Sea Level

 

OK, keep it going guys.  I'm out of here the rest of the day, so I will check back in tomorrow.  

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Funniest conversation I ever heard on a cruise ship (not a HAL ship)

 

We were on the monstrosity known as the NCL Epic, and they had some Nickelodian themed activities. I was on the elevator with a married couple and 2 small children.

 

Wife: The kids are going to want to slime you.

 

Dad: No way.

 

Wife to kids: Who are you going to want to slime?

 

Kids:  DAD

 

I was still on the elevator as they got off with the father getting off last. I said "Good luck." He thanked me.

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