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1 hour ago, ger_77 said:

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Hi ger_77 you are at 9991 posts on June 21. A few more and ten thousand club. From the fella who visited the old cistern on your farm. 😄👓 please forgive my non-humour reply. Just wanted to say hi to a former neighbour from way back when.

 

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57 minutes ago, Cruise4food said:

Hi ger_77 you are at 9991 posts on June 21. A few more and ten thousand club. From the fella who visited the old cistern on your farm. 😄👓 please forgive my non-humour reply. Just wanted to say hi to a former neighbour from way back when.

 

Okay, you’ve got me wondering who this is.  Help me out re: location, Marcelin or LaFleche?

 

Smooth Sailing! 🙂🙂🙂

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1 minute ago, Cruise4food said:

Lafleche, it was.

Oh my,  please send me more info at  ger underscore 77 at yahoo dot com so we don’t take over  this thread.  Thx. 
 

Smooth Sailing!  🙂🙂🙂

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These are all cracking me up.

 

Here's something that disappeared during Covid that I think most of us wish had been permanent.

 

 

 

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One last one for today, poor Hyacinth on the QE2, her worst nightmare as she finds her unsophisticated family members "stowed away" on the ship.  

 

If you're a fan of Keeping Up Appearances, you'll understand.

 

These scenes really were shot on the ship, note the "deck chair reservation" sign.

 

 

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26 minutes ago, atexsix said:

One last one for today, poor Hyacinth on the QE2, her worst nightmare as she finds her unsophisticated family members "stowed away" on the ship.

Definitely not The Loveboat ambience for this episode.

 

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4 hours ago, ontheweb said:

OMG, I did not get that at first, and then it hit me. A huge grin immediately followed. 

What is it about bubble wrap that compels us to pop those bubbles?  LOL.

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5 hours ago, ontheweb said:

OMG, I did not get that at first, and then it hit me. A huge grin immediately followed. 

I just want to make it clear that the one joke I was referring to was about the Pabst Beer from the ob-gyn.

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14 minutes ago, ontheweb said:

I just want to make it clear that the one joke I was referring to was about the Pabst Beer from the ob-gyn.

That was a good one!  🤣

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22 hours ago, idiebabe said:

Riddle time:

 

The battle of Mathematics and English. Let’s see who can get it right 🧐
Question:
1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each hand.
How many animals are going to the river?
 
Yeah, I was closing in on this one, but I wanted to sleep on and and reread it before I publicly made a fool of myself.  The, this morning, I saw the answer/
 
Another one:
What is as big as an Elephant but doesn't weigh anything?
 
An elephant.  "Weigh can be either a noun or a verb.
 

 

I haven't seen an answer to the second one, yet.  My guess is embedded in the quotation/

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27 minutes ago, XBGuy said:

 

I haven't seen an answer to the second one, yet.  My guess is embedded in the quotation/

An elephant has weight!  Guess again but getting close!

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30 minutes ago, XBGuy said:

 

I haven't seen an answer to the second one, yet.  My guess is embedded in the quotation/

 

I agree that an elephant has weight.  However, my thinking was that an elephant does not."weigh anything" with, for example, a scale 

 

I'll scratch my head a bit longer on this. 

 

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