Cruise Chuckle

[STEVE-O]

An elderly couple was waiting in line to get their boarding cards...

 

The old man turned to his wife and said

"I wish I would have brought our piano with us"

 

The old lady asked "Why?"

 

The old man replied "Because I left my passport on it!"

 

SO....do any of you have a chuckle to share?????

[Desert Cruizers]

Hello there, long time no see. Are you still with our Oct 11, 2008 Hawaii Cruise. That was cute. Do they have to be jokes or can they be funny situations you have seen onboard.

 

Gay

[Vicariously Cruising]

An elderly lady was out on deck during a rather windy day. She had both hands up holding onto her rather "showy" hat, and the back of her dress was blowing up showing her panties.

 

A "gentlemanly" officer, in an effort to mimumize her embarrasement, told her that she might want to lower her dress in back.

 

"Young man," she replied, "My rear is 80 years old and going nowhere - this is a BRAND NEW HAT!" :D

[Desert Cruizers]

D I have heard that and thought that was great. Forget the nursing homes, I want to live on a Cruise ship when I get old :)