hoss23 Posted September 2, 2008 #101 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Do you know anyone who aks you a questions, instead of asking you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
innlady1 Posted September 2, 2008 #102 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Hi Sheila, Is "head" a bathroom? Are most crew familiar with the term? I can imagine heads spinning if I were to ask where the "head" was.... :D :D :D I was talking about boats as in pleasure craft. The correct name for a bathroom is "head," and the correct name for the kitchen is "galley." Although, the term, galley, is used on ships, I know that head is not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthC Posted September 2, 2008 #103 Share Posted September 2, 2008 OK, I'll play. One of the worst (to me) has already been mentioned: "dinning" (rhymes with "winning") when the person means "dining". I always read that as spelled out, and I feel it right in my spine! And then I think how nice it would really be to have a "dinning room" on the ship---it would be so much quieter everywhere else if all the din were kept in one place. :D In a similar vein is "noone" (rhymes with the time of day you might be thinking about lunch) when the person means "no one" (two words). A few others are "gonna", simply because it isn't a word. It's "going to", using "I" when you mean "me", and using "of" as a verb. But the worst, to me, is "issues". That must be the popular new-speak for lazy thinking. I have "issues" of magazines, and "issues" of newspapers. But when it comes to current usage I don't have "issues" I have "problems", "challenges" "obstacles" to overcome, and several other things. But "issues"? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoely Posted September 2, 2008 #104 Share Posted September 2, 2008 The confusion over prostrate and prostate. i.e., the lovely hymn which sometimes contains the phrase...let angels prostate fall :rolleyes: i.e., he is having prostrate problems. :o Sorry, this mixup drives me up a wall -- and "drives me up a wall" is overused. Cheers, Karen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamaofami Posted September 2, 2008 #105 Share Posted September 2, 2008 One of the funniest, but at the time saddest, things that ever happened to me was the day I arrived at the school where I worked in the Bronx, NY. Someone who was angry at the principal destroyed the school. He actually set fire to the principal's office, but not before he destroyed my room. I worked with children who had learning disabilities and had a tape recorder in my room. He left a note on the board for the principal and the police that read as follows: Press the tap button. There was an arrow pointing to the tape recorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTee Posted September 2, 2008 #106 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Two things: First of all, the thing that bugs me most on cruise ships (and it has nothing to do with language) is when people stop in front of the elevator and won't get out of the way to allow people to get on or off. The worst are the people who get off and then just stand in front of the door, looking around, trying to figure out if they're in the right place, completely oblivious to the needs of others. Second, about the language thing: Language changes. Words change meaning all the time. It's a natural part of language, so when words take on new meanings, it's just a matter of the language changing along with us. We're not still speaking Old English, after all, and even in Middle English (the language of Chaucer), double negatives (even triple and quadruple) negatives were just fine. And the meanings of words can vary according to regional differences, or national differences (English in UK, Australia, Canada). Now it is true, though, that sometimes people get things just plain wrong, like in confusing one word for another or saying things that don't logically mean what the speaker intends (like "I could care less"). But as far as vocabulary goes, and rules of grammar and punctuation to a lesser extent, things change. The ideas of "correct" or Standard English change more slowly than the changes in actual practice, though, so if a person wants to succeed in business/life, it's a good idea to know and practice what is considered "proper" at any given time. I have a Ph.D. in English, have authored composition textbooks, and I have been teaching for over 30 years. BUT I don't speak (or write) the same way when I'm chatting with my fellow Texan pals that I do;) when I'm writing for publication or speaking on a formal occasion. (The accent is still there, though not as strong as when I was growing up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthC Posted September 2, 2008 #107 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Press the tap button. There was an arrow pointing to the tape recorder. And he said......:confused: Guessing you can't post this in public? (send me an e-mail with it then ;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boytjie Posted September 2, 2008 #108 Share Posted September 2, 2008 'Aks' vs 'ask'. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastlook Posted September 2, 2008 #109 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I'll second the post regarding the pronunciation of espresso as expresso, but even more annoying is hearing nuclear pronounced as "nucular" - AAAARRRRGHHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayden Posted September 2, 2008 #110 Share Posted September 2, 2008 On the ship - when people take too much food and can't finish it all (i.e in the Lido) On these forums - when people refer to their partners/spouses etc. by abbreviations such as DH, DW, HB etc. It bothers me for some reason. I guess it's similar to how people dislike the abbreviations for the ships. In general - when people misplace the ' (apostrophe) in words such as photos (photo's), etc. I see it more and more as time goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usha Posted September 2, 2008 #111 Share Posted September 2, 2008 So, than, when me & my old man is cruising on a Holland boat,(like Westie, Zuidie, or Eurie) let me ax you; is it better to get fixed dinning or anytime dinning, or could we maybe get a tour of the kitchen? Irregardless, we could care less if we eat early or late, but we hate to loose too much port time, and we don't wanna incovenience our stewart too much. If it's not a problem for noone else, we'd like to just fill up some heapin helpins up in the buffet for supper. Then we could just go back to our aft room on the middle floor, hit the head, and then crack open our finest white zin.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted September 2, 2008 #112 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Looks strangely like a typical post, usha! :D Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruz chic Posted September 2, 2008 #113 Share Posted September 2, 2008 So, than, when me & my old man is cruising on a Holland boat,(like Westie, Zuidie, or Eurie) let me ax you; is it better to get fixed dinning or anytime dinning, or could we maybe get a tour of the kitchen? Irregardless, we could care less if we eat early or late, but we hate to loose too much port time, and we don't wanna incovenience our stewart too much. If it's not a problem for noone else, we'd like to just fill up some heapin helpins up in the buffet for supper. Then we could just go back to our aft room on the middle floor, hit the head, and then crack open our finest white zin.;) Good one:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzincurt Posted September 2, 2008 #114 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Axtually, usha, I could care less what you do wit your ol man..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDHALFAN Posted September 3, 2008 #115 Share Posted September 3, 2008 The confusion over prostrate and prostate. i.e., the lovely hymn which sometimes contains the phrase...let angels prostate fall :rolleyes: i.e., he is having prostrate problems. :o Sorry, this mixup drives me up a wall -- and "drives me up a wall" is overused. Cheers, Karen Or the confusion over i.e. (id est - that is) and e.g. (exempli gratia - for example). Sorry I couldn't resist. If I had to suffer through 4 years of Latin then I think everyone should have the benefit of my vast (decidedly NOT;)) knowledge. If it makes you feel any better I probably put the period in the wrong place and I have to admit to a tendency to capitalise far too many words, no doubt due to attending schools in England sometime during the middle of the last century. During our final high school exams I failed English Grammar and had to retake the exam. I wasn't too surprised because I never could understand some of the stupid (at least in my thinking) rules, and quite frankly at my advanced age I still don't care about them. Valerie:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougC43 Posted September 3, 2008 #116 Share Posted September 3, 2008 In that case, you MUST read the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves :) I was not a teacher, but the widespread misuse of an apostrophe when pluralizing words gets to me everytime. We need "apostrophe police". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sail7seas Posted September 3, 2008 Author #117 Share Posted September 3, 2008 So, than, when me & my old man is cruising on a Holland boat,(like Westie, Zuidie, or Eurie) let me ax you; is it better to get fixed dinning or anytime dinning, or could we maybe get a tour of the kitchen? Irregardless, we could care less if we eat early or late, but we hate to loose too much port time, and we don't wanna incovenience our stewart too much. If it's not a problem for noone else, we'd like to just fill up some heapin helpins up in the buffet for supper. Then we could just go back to our aft room on the middle floor, hit the head, and then crack open our finest white zin.;) Funny. Love it. Good job, Usha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michmike Posted September 3, 2008 #118 Share Posted September 3, 2008 when someone wants to aks or ax a question.. I always ask them to be very "pacific" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougC43 Posted September 3, 2008 #119 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Well said, drtee ... but you stole about half of my post! So I'll make do with the other half. Things that bother me: "pesty" (meaning pesky) "administrate" (administer) "give it my endorsation" (endorsement) Regarding split infinitives: the origin of our ban on this beast lies in Latin grammar. The earliest English grammar texts were translations of Latin grammar texts; nobody quite tumbled to the fact that no two languages have the same grammatical structure, so traditional English grammar is based on the faulty (but unconscious) premise that Latin grammar suits English. Modern grammarians have fixed that, but nobody bothered to tell the high school English teachers, one of which I used to be :) Well, in Latin the infinitive form of any verb (the "to" form, as in "to be", "to laugh", "to belch") is a single word (modern French among others works the same way), so of course in Latin there are never any split infinitives. In English you can always insert an adverb (or other gewgaw) between the "to" and the rest of the infinitive; in Latin you can't since it's easy to stick a word between two other words but really hard to put it between just one other. So since it's impossible to split an infinitive in Latin, some early grammarian figured that you must ergo never do it in English. Pretty flimsy grounds if you ask me (and flimsy even if you don't). One more item: "if you will" is legit -- "will" denotes intention as well as denoting the future. This goes all the way back to the King James Bible (maybe farther). Someone says to Jesus "you can heal me if you will" and he says "I will -- you are healed" (sorry, de-"thou'd" it for simplicity's sake). Oh, yeah -- one last shot. Please never tell me that "the proof is in the pudding"! Two things: First of all, the thing that bugs me most on cruise ships (and it has nothing to do with language) is when people stop in front of the elevator and won't get out of the way to allow people to get on or off. The worst are the people who get off and then just stand in front of the door, looking around, trying to figure out if they're in the right place, completely oblivious to the needs of others. Second, about the language thing: Language changes. Words change meaning all the time. It's a natural part of language, so when words take on new meanings, it's just a matter of the language changing along with us. We're not still speaking Old English, after all, and even in Middle English (the language of Chaucer), double negatives (even triple and quadruple) negatives were just fine. And the meanings of words can vary according to regional differences, or national differences (English in UK, Australia, Canada). Now it is true, though, that sometimes people get things just plain wrong, like in confusing one word for another or saying things that don't logically mean what the speaker intends (like "I could care less"). But as far as vocabulary goes, and rules of grammar and punctuation to a lesser extent, things change. The ideas of "correct" or Standard English change more slowly than the changes in actual practice, though, so if a person wants to succeed in business/life, it's a good idea to know and practice what is considered "proper" at any given time. I have a Ph.D. in English, have authored composition textbooks, and I have been teaching for over 30 years. BUT I don't speak (or write) the same way when I'm chatting with my fellow Texan pals that I do;) when I'm writing for publication or speaking on a formal occasion. (The accent is still there, though not as strong as when I was growing up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucory Posted September 3, 2008 #120 Share Posted September 3, 2008 when someone wants to aks or ax a question.. I always ask them to be very "pacific" It is very annoying when you say "G'day" to someone and they ask if you are from Austria. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougC43 Posted September 3, 2008 #121 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Just as long as they don't aks you ;) It is very annoying when you say "G'day" to someone and they ask if you are from Austria. :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cands Posted September 3, 2008 #122 Share Posted September 3, 2008 "Debarkation" used instead of disembarkation. Sounds like something you do to a dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueOverend Posted September 3, 2008 #123 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I hate to see Champagne spelt Champaine which I see a lot on these boards. Also in the UK if a wine is referred to as Champagne, it can only be French Champagne, otherwise it is Sparkling wine. I have been caught out a number of times in the US and the Caribbean when the promised Champagne turns out to be a cheap nasty sparkling wine! Not legal over here! Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeLoveCruising Posted September 3, 2008 #124 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Here's mine- I cant stand it when people post a topic that says "Convince me to try the Zuiderdam" - or whatever ship. Even worse "Convince me to try Holland" :) Only slight more annoying to me is "Tell me about _____" topics It sounds like they're ordering everyone to convince them, or to just start rambling on as if we have nothing better to do. Questions, whether general or specific are all great, but ugh! those "Convince Me" topics really bug me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GmaPajama Posted September 3, 2008 #125 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I hate to see Champagne spelt Champaine which I see a lot on these boards. Also in the UK if a wine is referred to as Champagne, it can only be French Champagne, otherwise it is Sparkling wine. I have been caught out a number of times in the US and the Caribbean when the promised Champagne turns out to be a cheap nasty sparkling wine! Not legal over here! Sue The confusion here is the US is likely due to a city in Illinois, Champaign, where there is a well known University with a football team that is followed by many in this country: The Fighting Illini. When struggling to properly spell Champagne, all sorts of options pop into one's head. This doesn't excuse our ignorance, but it may help to explain it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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