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Miracle Nude Cruise


woody3475

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Lets think about this.

 

I book the cruise and do not tell my DW about and of the sordid details and than see what happens when little by little she realizes what is going on.

 

Sounds like fun. Wonder if we would still be married at the end of the cruise though.

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Just remember the rule:

 

The most popular guy on the Nude Cruise is the one who can carry two glasses of OJ and a dozen donuts from the breakfast buffet at the same time.

 

I would pay good money to see that :D Donut anyone?

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Let's just hope they clean the furniture really good after the cruise:D

 

I clicked on 'decorum' on their site.

 

Their VERY explicit rules include:

 

 

You MUST be clothed in the MDR

 

You MUST use a towel when sitting on any furniture. Towels are provided all over the ship for this.

 

As to sexual advances - this is grounds for immediate confinement to cabin and being put off at the next port with no money provided for hotel or transportation home.

 

 

I think this answers any sanitation questions, among others.

 

Dan

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It's funny how all the people in the advertisement were young, thin, and beautiful. In truth, I'd be frightened to see what MOST people look like underneath the clothes that hide them.

 

Next time you are in public, the mall, a bus, for example, ask yourself honestly, is there ANYBODY there that would look good naked?

 

Yuck, for the 99% part.

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I have to say I was a bit curious when someone said it was in Oct, thankfully it is the cruise after ours :)

You and Me both! I think I'd rather be on before than after, but think how much fun it will be when we debark the cruise, looking at the new cruisers with this on our minds!! Fun!:D

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