Did the title shock you?  Concern you?  Look again.  It does not say “Totally Ruined Cruise”.  Rather, it says “Totally Ruins Cruise”.   Big difference.  Allow me to explain, and try not to let my warped sense of humor and self-indulgent writing style stand in the way.  You may laugh.  You may learn.  And hopefully you will see some cool photos.  So let’s start at the beginning, with the Who, What, When, Where and Why.   Who: Me, my wife (KV) of almost 30 years and our daughter (SV), a