Renorita

Sorry I didn't mean to post twice, was trying to edit my mistakes!

Hi everyone, I know I am late getting in on this, but since I am a compulsive over the top person regarding this tissue issue, thought I would start an Original Poem. Anyone can add on to this: :)

Think of the Theme from the "Beverly Hillbillies"

Now listen to the story of a man named Whipple--

Who boasted that Charmin would catch every dribble

You can pull from the bottom or pull from the top--

But better get it all, or call the steward for a mop

(to clean the mess that is, very carefully)

But since we can't use Charmin, but the ships tissue instead

Our poor tushes must suffer each time we use the head.

So Mr. Whipple needs to come up with something new for HAL

That will cater to our bums and satisfy the rules as well

(soft and sturdy that is, very biodegradable)

As far as the Pointy thing, that certainly needs to go

Or someone will sue poor HAL for injuring their little hole.

The next thing you know, this all will get out of hand (no pun intended)

And we will all end up in Court, defending our rear end.

(with modesty of course, very delicately)

OMG, I think of have been around some of you too long already! :eek:

Okay, who next??????

Next Anyone?????

Hi everyone, I know I am late getting in on this, but since I am a compulsive over the top person regarding this tissue issue, thought I would start an Original Poem. Anyone can add on to this: :)

Think of the Theme from the "Beverly Hillbillies"

Now listen to the story of a man named Whipple--

Who boasted that Charmin would catch every dribble

You can pull from the bottom or pull from the top--

But better get it all, or call the steward for a mop

(to clean the mess that is, very carefully)

But since we can't use Charmin, but the ships tisssue instead

Our poor tushes must suffer each time we use the head.

So Mr. Whipple needs to come up with something new for HAL

That will cater to our bums and satisfy the rules as well

(soft and sturdy that is, very biodegradable)

As far as the Pointy thing, that certainly needs to go

Or someone will sue poor HAL for injuring their little hole.

The next thing you know, this all will get out of hand (no pun intended)

And we will all end up in Court, defending our rear end.

(with modesty of course, very delicately)

OMG, I think of have been around some of you too long already! :eek:

Okay, who next??????

Oh I can tell I have been around some of you too long already! :D

Next Anyone?????

One night we were on our way back to the cabin, and this very intoxicated man, all dressed up in his tux, was weaving first to the left and then to the right. We kept trying to pass him but it seemed like he always went the opposite way that we expected him to, so we were having difficulty trying to get around him. finally he lurched so far to the left that he bumped into the wall. As we were finally passing him he seemed somewhat embarrassed and slurred "These damn big waves, ya can't even walk like a normal person." Of course the sea was very calm. So every time we see someone walking a little unsteady on their feet, no matter where we are, we say "yep it must be those damn waves!" :D