1) My parents went on a cruise with his army buddies and their wives (dad was in his early 50's at that time)...an elderly lady(70) continued to hit on my dad and his friends...he described her as having never let go of her glory days and was trying to recapture her youth through her martini....on one of the last evenings my dad and his buddies were up near the pool deck videoing eachother and the ship when out of nowhere this woman appears and proceeds to grab my dad's rear end....as he turned to her - the wind picked up - and her skirt was now hooked up over her shoulders and she was wearing nothing underneath! They all started giggling and then broke into a rousing rendition of "Blue Moon"! Funniest video ever!!!!
2) Several years back my parents took us on a cruise for their 35th anniversary to S. Caribbean on Celebrity. We had some rough seas, rocking ship, etc...well we had noticed a lurching in the ship that just didn't seem like rough water, but having never been on a cruise - what did I know? We went to a show - dancers etc. - and all of a sudden there was a lurch and then a loud screeching noise (like metal on metal - bad brakes) and then all was silent. There was a look of panic on many peoples faces in the auditorium but everyone was quiet....even the show stopped. My brother (being light hearted and cracks jokes when he's nervous) yells out "Iceberg!!!" one lady screamed when he said that - then everyone bust out laughing....the "mc" got on the pa and said "relax everyone - we're in the caribbean!" We found out later an engine had failed, so we'd be arriving later than expected in our next port.
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These are so funny! Here's a couple more
1) My parents went on a cruise with his army buddies and their wives (dad was in his early 50's at that time)...an elderly lady(70) continued to hit on my dad and his friends...he described her as having never let go of her glory days and was trying to recapture her youth through her martini....on one of the last evenings my dad and his buddies were up near the pool deck videoing eachother and the ship when out of nowhere this woman appears and proceeds to grab my dad's rear end....as he turned to her - the wind picked up - and her skirt was now hooked up over her shoulders and she was wearing nothing underneath! They all started giggling and then broke into a rousing rendition of "Blue Moon"! Funniest video ever!!!!
2) Several years back my parents took us on a cruise for their 35th anniversary to S. Caribbean on Celebrity. We had some rough seas, rocking ship, etc...well we had noticed a lurching in the ship that just didn't seem like rough water, but having never been on a cruise - what did I know? We went to a show - dancers etc. - and all of a sudden there was a lurch and then a loud screeching noise (like metal on metal - bad brakes) and then all was silent. There was a look of panic on many peoples faces in the auditorium but everyone was quiet....even the show stopped. My brother (being light hearted and cracks jokes when he's nervous) yells out "Iceberg!!!" one lady screamed when he said that - then everyone bust out laughing....the "mc" got on the pa and said "relax everyone - we're in the caribbean!" We found out later an engine had failed, so we'd be arriving later than expected in our next port.