Grumm

Always remember that senility costs nothing!

I always pride myself in never getting sea-sick, but many years ago during a very choppy crossing to Norway, I went out to savour the bracing air and to watch the ship pitch and roll in the swell. I stood leaning on the railing for about twenty minutes enjoying the spectacle, but was getting a bit damp. It was only when removing my polo-necked sweater back in my cabin that I realised (as it slipped over my face) that I had been leaning on someone's vomit. Before I could fully remove the sweater I had added copious amounts of my own....ahh the luxury life.

Alan