Katie100

A gentleman (I use the term loosely) from England decided he was too hot. It was formal night so he stripped from the waist down and ate half naked. No one said a word.

The gentleman from England who thought the dining room was too hot and removed his dinner jacket, tie and shirt and sat bare-chested throughout the entire meal.

The lady with the oxygen tank on a little cart who rammed me in the heel so she could get on the elevator first.

This might be a "you had to be there":

On HAL they served hot split pea soup on deck while we were looking at glaciers in Alaska. One waiter was bringing a cloth-covered tray of dirty cups inside when a fellow who apparently really wanted some soup kept yelling, "HEY, GET OVER HERE! NOW!" So what could the waiter do? He went and said "Yes sir?" The fellow yanked back the cloth to get his soup only to find the dirty dishes. Everyone split a gut to see this jerk get taken down by his own bad manners.

You have to have a certain sense of humor to appreciate this event. If you like bawdy jokes, women taking off their bras in front of a crowd, sexual innuendos and compromising situations, you will love it.