Montanabound

We’ll be on NA the end of March for our first HAL cruise.  Forgive me if my questions are answered elsewhere on the board, but do they provide bathrobes, and do they have shampoo in little bottles or in shower dispensers?  Thanks, and enjoy your cruise!

Thanks for bumping this. I first read it when we booked the Dream in 2008 for a Canada/New England cruise, one of the last cruises before the Dream was sold. Your trip report is as hilarious as I remember. Our cruise had no mishaps, by the way, but I guess we had a different captain. :)