Last spring my husband and 2 of my sons (16 & 13) were on the Carnival Triumph sailing the western Caribbean. On our Catamaran snorkeling excursion several of the passengers were enjoying the crappy free booze a little too much. They started a conga line and this one particularly large woman, dressed in very little of course, got drunk enough to start flirting with the crew. All of the sudden I saw both my sons' mouths drop open and their eyes fly wide open and I turned to see what they were looking at. The woman had taken off her top and had thrown herself onto her back onto a counter and was trying to get the crew to put lotion on her cantelopes. :o They were so shocked! It was like the old Ray Stevens song about the streaker. I told them not to look but it was too late, they'd already had a free shot!
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Last spring my husband and 2 of my sons (16 & 13) were on the Carnival Triumph sailing the western Caribbean. On our Catamaran snorkeling excursion several of the passengers were enjoying the crappy free booze a little too much. They started a conga line and this one particularly large woman, dressed in very little of course, got drunk enough to start flirting with the crew. All of the sudden I saw both my sons' mouths drop open and their eyes fly wide open and I turned to see what they were looking at. The woman had taken off her top and had thrown herself onto her back onto a counter and was trying to get the crew to put lotion on her cantelopes. :o They were so shocked! It was like the old Ray Stevens song about the streaker. I told them not to look but it was too late, they'd already had a free shot!