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A few years ago on my very first cruise....it was bunch of us guys whom were cruising together. My friend, who is a professional singer and does old-school Frank Sinatra type music.....told us that he had a surprise for us in the lounge (on the Carnival Imagination) and to be there at a certain time (I think around 9pm or so). We all gather at the lounge (half in the bag, of course) and we see our friend get on stage. We start cheering and chanting his name, as we all thought this was the surprise--that he was performing on the cruise for us. Well he did perform and sang "My Way" by Frank Sinatra. Well, as he was singing thru the song he began to take one piece of his tuxedo off, at a time. Our group of friends are all thinking to ourselves "what is he doing" and "oh my god, I hope he doesn't do what we think he's doing"....(as he is known to remove all of his clothing when he has been drinking). Well as the song is about to end he takes his dress shirt off and low and behold its a "Hooters" waitress shirt and immediately after he removes his dress pants and yes...its was the tight orange "Hooters" waitress shorts......and he then ended the song with the traditional last line "and I did it my way"! And the entire crowd erupted (including us) cheering, laughing, and chanting his name...they even pleeded for him to do an

encore song wearing the Hooters uniform...which he did. It is one of my fondest memories of cruising.

A few years ago on the Carnival Liberty, I was at the sports bar getting my drink on....I watched a lady for about an hour, pumping dollar after dollar, without any luck...I made the decision that after she got up I was going to play the machine, so I got into stealth mode and waited across from the machine but still in the bar. The second she got up I hopped on the machine, put a $20 in (i think) and BAM....$500.00 JP baby!

A bowl of cereal....preferably coco puffs.

The hot dogs on every ship, Ive sailed on, have been consistently below average.......

Yes, the spray launderers use to aid in the disruption of wrinkles. Also can be used to increase the crease.

1. Sunblock (im a ginger)

2. Sunglasses

3. stack of $1 bills

4. travel can of starch

5. a spare liver (just in case I break mine)

The moment the sail and sign card is handed over (a quick check to ensure spelling is correct) and I place my wallet in my bag never to be used again......until I need cash. Darned, if Im not on a cruise:D

After a hard day of drinking and a hard nite of doing the same I order room service at some un-godly hour and see if I can stay awake before it arrives. I usually lose.....