boozencruisen

We were on a HAL cruise in Alaska last year and were docked (supposedly) next to George Clooney's yacht on the 4th of July. Could see people out walking around on the deck, but didn't really bother to look hard enough to see if it was him.

I was in the Gulf of Mexico (forget which cruise line) and on the second day this lady wanted to write something. Picks up a pen off of a table and tries to write on a napkin. It didn't work and she goes, "Of course the GD pen doesn't work, nothing on this F boat works!" This was at about noon of the second day, made me kind of curious what could have gone so wrong in less than 24 hours, but I was too scared to ask her...