I stop washing my body, including but not limited to hands, face, and nether regions a few months before any cruise I go on. This serves a few purposes.
1) I become immune to most fecal illnesses. (helps with buffet foods)
2) People stay away from me in lines due to my amazing odor
3) Cabin attendants usually are happy to let me keep my bed sheets at the end of the cruise FREE OF CHARGE!
Buffet line etiquette?
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I stop washing my body, including but not limited to hands, face, and nether regions a few months before any cruise I go on. This serves a few purposes.
1) I become immune to most fecal illnesses. (helps with buffet foods)
2) People stay away from me in lines due to my amazing odor
3) Cabin attendants usually are happy to let me keep my bed sheets at the end of the cruise FREE OF CHARGE!