Jono 70

LMAO at Americans calling soft drink "Pop". Does it make you fart?

Could you please explain this in layperson's English?

They like to get up to some fun stuff in the shower.

Anyone ever packed a crate of condoms and not even got to use one?

The thing that I chuckle over is the person with the lanyard who you are talking to at a M&G or elsewhere who looks down and notices their card is backward and needs to adjust it as a means of showing you where they are in the cruise lines loyalty program.:rolleyes:

In my country these folk are called wankers. :p

If this is some attempt at humor or mocking, it would be much more successful if it was understandable....:rolleyes:

You need to watch Forrest Gump..... play on.

Thanks for the information. Seems like it's just another hand in the passenger's pocket. RCCL charges $6.50 a day for their soda package. Question is whether my wife can go 7 days without her Dr Pepper fix...

Does sheeey neee da ghhooooooowwww peeee?

All good advice.

Best of the lot was the last one.... forget the internet... this will allow you forget about work and, more importantly, to talk to each other and not sit around staring at screens as is (sadly) all too common these days.

I get your point mate..... but for most (thought not all) I suspect this sort of thing is just a pissing match saying "my appendage is bigger than yours".

Personally I think people on here who want to list each and every one of the 1,345 cruises they've been on, along with their triple diamond platinum ytterbium status.... to be far more wanky than someone wearing their card on a lanyard around their neck for convenience.

Each to their own though.

Vancouver Island to New Zealand and then onto Hawaii seems a strange itinerary.

The bigger question for me is this:

Why not cut all the bull**** with semi-forced gratuities; pay all the staff a more respectable wage and build that into the price?

This would take all the stigma / pressure away and still allow people (without any pressure) to tip extra should they so choose.