Nattybugle

I am interested in booking an Oceania cruise and I have filled in the form on their website 3 times now asking to be contacted - nothing. Surely this stuff isn’t that hard?

What I don't understand is why Kiwis can only count to five then get sidetracked by sex

 

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Sex

 

then head off for a feed of fush and chups, whatever that is.

Hey bro, it's how we roll

I think to be able to speak Strine you just need to shorten a word and then add a vowel.

Garbo - rubbish man

Servo - petrol station

Bottleo - liquor store

etc etc

And make sure your tone goes up at the end of each sentence as well.

Of course Kiwis don't have an accent or have any different ways of saying things lol

We went from Sydney to New Caledonia, Isle of Pines and Lifou at the start of April last year. The weather was fantastic. And some days the sea was just like a mill pond. I loved that it was sunny but without too much humidity. We went on a snorkeling trip in New Caledonia and the water got a bit cold after an hours swimming, but we were provided with wet suits so it wasn't an issue.