Jetdriver787

Reminds me of the song…. Guano ton of merde. Guajira guano ton of merde Guano ton of merde Guajita guano ton of merde (Otra vez)

In port? I guess it was a case of “Gulls & Bouys” (British pronunciation is “Boys”)

Just wait until you get the whole set!

I think the one on the top left is some sort of Dinosaur? My wife just said something about “it will be in good company then!” Not really sure what she means? 🤷‍♂️

I’ve reported 4 more today! Been invited to the bridge tomorrow. I expect it will be for some sort of commemorative medal? Those “Pinnies” will be eating their hearts out in the Suite lounge! 🤣

I can only apologise! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Passenger was safely evacuated by Ponta Delgada pilot boat, a quarter of a mile South East of the harbour breakwater this morning at 02:45 GMT. Best wishes to the person concerned and perhaps a reminder of the importance of having good travel insurance! Ship now resuming course for intended destination Funchal, Madeira, arriving as per schedule Sunday 05th at 07:00.

Just appeared on todays cruise compass: ”Occasionally animals may find their way onboard our ships. For your safety, if you encounter any animals onboard, it is prohibited to interact with or touch them. We ask that you please report any sightings or encounters to any of our Officers or Crew.” I am absolutely outraged that only now do they tell us! All week I’ve been using them to dry myself! Not only that, but I suspect the “crew” have been leaving them?

Next booking.

Not sure if this is just a US thing? Ticking the box on the UK site has pretty much the same success rate as finding the Loch Ness monster?

Captain has just announced “Medical emergency” for diversion. Ship is still travelling at over 20kts (displays were erroneous.) Hope affected passenger makes a swift recovery.

Currently onboard Anthem from New York to Funchal (Day 5). Marine trackers now showing ship diverting to Ponta Delgada in the Azores arriving tomorrow (3rd May) at 20:00 GMT. No announcements yet, but Captains midday scheduled announcement due in about 1 hour. Ships speed appears (from room displays) to have dropped back from 21 kts to 14 kts which might suggest it isn’t necessarily a medical emergency? No doubt all will become clear.

Yes, or perhaps an emotional support drone?

Indeed! I just asked my wife, but she muttered something I couldn’t quite hear, and then stormed off to play something called “Bingo?” 🤷‍♂️

I don’t understand all of the fuss! Just take a Wicker basket. I throw all my clothes somewhere near it and 2 days later they all appear clean and folded in the drawer? 🤷‍♂️