GloBug

I am old and very proper now, but even without a few drinks under my belt before dinner, I would have been laughing and pulling out my iphone for a picture. Oh gees...

I just came off a cruise on the Sea Princess with 53 Ducks from another cruise website. Two of the Ducks had fart machines. Remote controlled fart machines. They would stick it in their back pocket, and let it rip on a crowded elevator, in the buffet, in a cocktail bar. The ship staff caught on real quick, the rest of the cruisers knew the ducks were a bit mischievous, and the elevator rips were crazily funny, since we had to keep a straight face until everyone else rushed off. OMG, none of us are young people any more, we are all responsible administrators, bosses, first responders in times of emergency, but for 10 days we were all crazy Ducks! QUACK!

Ha ha. I used to work for a bank that employed a lot of Filipino people. My boss, who was gay, was in the elevator with 2 young Filipino women, who he could tell were talking about him, and laughing at him. He only knew how to say I KNOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ME in their language, and he said when he turned and said that to them, they shut up, turned red, and got off at the next floor! LOL!

I work with a man who I went dancing with two weeks ago. He is a dancing fool, and oh yeah, he turns 90 in September. I guess you are only as old as you feel.

It must have been very cold out, because you can't see a thing!

I bet the other woman was on the ship, and he was going to be staying in her cabin. But what a thing to do to someone you are or were married to! I hope she realizes he did her a favor.

I bet those surveillance tapes were replayed a time or three! The guy who took the pic had a story to dine out on for a couple of weeks! :rolleyes:

INTERESTING! Someone posted something inappropriate and the powers that be took it down. I guess they took down a few other postings also, or maybe that was the only one? I can't remember, but they did right to take down the one they did. Even though it was seen on a cruise, it was described in a way that left nothing to the imagination.

Oh gees, I missed that posting. I think I'm glad I did. Ugh.. :eek:

If anyone is going to drop their pants and be commando, you would want it to be a young buff guy! :D

I think we're all holding our breaths...

Now we know what you'll look like under the dress, when you post that picture! LOL!

I'm not. I must be blind from counting my cross stitch but I dont' see anything. 14th post from the beginning of the thread? From the end of the thread??? :confused:

What happened to your picture that was on your posts?

I see the same photo that was there before. I can't wait for the others to come. :rolleyes:

Ha ha... George Clooney he AIN'T!!! LOL! Thanks for the laugh. I needed it really badly. My wallet was stolen on Saturday, and dealing with the banks and various institutions is a huge chore that's on it's 3rd day! :mad:

Yup, that's where we were, in Sitka, in May this year. Rain rain rain. Couldn't get to the raptor center, it was raining too hard to walk there. Kept walking on to the totem pole place, it was interesting. Spent more time waiting for the tender then we did in town! It rained like that in almost all our ports, except for BC. It was sunny and hot there!

Nice pic, BTW!

Good one Glorya ROTFL. You sound like you are fun and have fun on your cruises. I wish everyone had a sense of humor on the cruises.

You have too! If you don't pack your good attitude and good humor, then every rainy and windy day on your Alaskan cruise will be ruined. Even the 1 hour wait in the strong rain and wind, for your =X= tender, while you are watching another line send their tenders in every 10 minutes, could ruin your cruise. BUT, if you packed the right things, you just laugh through it, because YOU ARE ON A CRUISE AND IT'S ALL GOOD!

They just wanted the jam. Probably their favorite. Dumb, but they don't make the rules, they just have the unpopular job of enforcing the rules.

It sucks... like you probably did on those socks! LOL! :D

I wonder why they didn't open my suitcase, I had tons of power cords and stuff in my suitcase last time.

Maybe they were distracted by the chain saw you were carrying???

ha ha...

Kindergarten scissors don't even have sharp ends, they are rounded! They must have been bored...

Just wanted to tell you what a gorgeous photo this was! Thank you for sharing it!

Oh, that was nice to "hear"! Thanks!

You guys are all too damn funny! This thread needed a lift... thanks Nightsky! :p

When we were sailing the Mexican Riviera, we went to a town that had a cathedral. Just as we had entered the cathedral, I heard a tearing sound, and looked over at some guy who had bent over, and his pants had totally ripped open. I had to stifle my laughter in the quietness of the church, especially since there was a wedding going on! LOL!

I think a picture is in order. LOL

I think it's mandatory now! :D