A bit of Humour

[sweet_successes]

Hi Everyone

 

A bit of humour from one of our local service stations that were inundated with flood water during our Katherine Floods - look out P & O, you've got competition!!! LOL

 

 

Everything if slowly getting back to normal - hospital has reopened, some businesses in town have reopened - can now get fresh fruit, veg, bread and milk for first time since wednesday.

 

Feeling tired but extremely proud of the amazing town that I live in.

 

Rach

[aussiedisneyfan]

Hi Rach, glad the town can still smile after everything.

[cruisebore]

A man takes the day off work and

decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he

notices a frog sitting next to

the green.

He thinks nothing of it and is

about to shoot when he

hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't

see anyone.

Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron"

He looks at the frog and decides to

prove the frog wrong, puts the

club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!

He hits it 10 inches from the

hole. He is shocked. He says

to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog

with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the

man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,

Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled

and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man played the

best game of golf in his life and

asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.

 

" They go to Las Vegas

and the guy says, "OK frog, now

what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon

approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit

$3000, black 6.."

 

Now, this is a

million-to-one shot to win, but

after the golf game the man

figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and

buys the best room in the

hotel. He sits the frog down and

says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.

You've won me all this money and

I am forever grateful."

The frog replies,

 

"Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not,

since after all the frog did for

him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a

gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honour, is how the girl

ended up in my room. So help me God

or my name is not G***** G*******."