go.without.you

Seriously a 12 pack? That would be gone before the ship untied the lines.

 

Here is what I do. Get a balcony. Bring a very long rope. Hire someone with a boat. They can bring about a dozen cases. When you get to your room, contact them, let them know where you are. When they get under your balcony, throw over the rope, they attach the cases, and haul them up.

 

As for disposing of the cans, just toss them to the cabins next to you, above you, and under you. BTW, if you are a smoker, just dispose of the butts by putting them in the empty cans.

 

Also, if you have any questions on saving deck chairs at the pool, let me know. I use that police yellow tape and just block off a whole row for the two of us. That also works great in all the entertainment venues.

The yellow police tape is much more effective when used with a chalk outline of a body.

To those who have snuck a 12 pk of beer on a cruise ship in a 12 pk soda case, how did you get rid of the evidence? I mean once you are done w the beer you have to throw it away! I don't want the maids to see it and then tell on me! Seriously what did you do do with the empty can? I thought about crushing it and throwing it away at home. What did you do?

2 simple words:

You

don't

I think it's a great idea. They don't want the suites to be empty as it looks bad and if you can upgrade for $1000 instead of paying $3000, why not? Plus I'm pretty sure they save a few suites on every cruise just in case a bigwig comes along (high level exec of company or whatever). Plus that opens up the cheaper rooms so maybe someone wanted to get on last minute but didn't want to pay for a suite. I think it's good business.

Plus as much as I love eating seafood I don't want to think about it being alive moments before it hits my plate.

OH!! I want in if they do this. I guess I'd find the info in the daily news?

Glad I watched the video instead of paying for the experience. Just not my thing.

I DO miss the Bistro on 5 - the first time it was amazing and a year later it was meh. Was gone right after that. I don't eat sushi so, loss for me.

I'm new here. Didn't realize I was beating a dead horse.

It burns me when I get to the pool and rows upon rows are saved and empty for hours. What is the policy on this for each cruise line?

What is proper etiquette (besides not saving chairs for people that are MIA)? Do you contact the pool guy or does he just pass out towels?

I've seen only one fight - two women fighting over a deck chair. It seems one was a chair hog who left a flip flop or something similar to save the chair, and the other woman moved the flip flop and took the chair. The chair hog was not happy. Security put an end to the fight rather quickly.

Who won??? I hate those people that save seats for hours and never use them. grrrrr...

What do you do to get thrown off an entire cruise line? Like how RUDE can you be to the staff? Unfathomable to me. Some people suck.

I met an interesting couple. I had moved from Baltimore to Florida and took a 3 night cruise. I had left my husband 3 months before and the divorce was very, very ugly. I requested a large table and was surprised to be booked at a table for 4 (back in 2010 when small tables weren't that common).

The other couple was also from Baltimore (wow, coincidental right?) he was retired CIA. I thought about changing tables cause it just seemed too weird. We saw them once or twice besides dinner and we only shared small talk.

Fast forward to divorce day, I find out that the guy was a PI hired by my ex to spy on me and my male friend!!! The Ex brought it up and the judge was like "What she did after she left you is irrelevant, plus you have a signed agreement in a no fault state".

I bet that was a pretty boring report. "Suspect had shrimp and double dessert. Doesn't speak about personal life". Had I known I would've bragged about hitting the lotto for $200 million (fake).

So I guess if you won the bid to upgrade to a suite, they would prioritize your luggage with the tag given to you by the baggage porter? I've seen them putting tags on bags before, just never put any thought into it before now.

So if you are upgraded 3 days before, are you able to print your luggage tags for the new room?

Do you have to pay for the food at gastropub if you have the premium drink package? I've never visited this bar on my sailings but am now curious. And I seem to remember getting free coffee/tea and pastries at Bacco (whatever it's called).

When do they let you know if it's accepted? I'm 22 days out. It seems that anyone that placed the minimum bid was told right away NO. The suspense! This is why I don't gamble. Sheesh.

I just received my Move Up offer for the June 16th sailing. I'm already in aqua class so my offers started at $500 for a sky suite.

I was under the impression you couldn't book a cruise less than 14 days out after 9/11.

From a little different perspective, I don't think I would like being on a cruise with a bunch of just graduated high schoolers.

RIGHT?!! I'm thinking it would be renamed "The Puke Cruise". I always Google my ship name and date to see if there is any big group going on there (not that it always works).

I was on the Silhouette one year and the crew told us the following week was going to be full of nudists. I looked it up, it was true. BUT, you couldn't book that thru the cruise line or TA, had to be booked thru the group. I would be swimming off of that ship. Yuck.

walk to the side of the ship - the rail - point and say loudly WHALES .......

 

then proceed to the bar at which there is no longer a line as everyone is now looking for the . . . .

OMG, I am dying!!! Classic.

Unless that wedding favor is a small bottle of wine!!

 

 

You go to better weddings than I do

Wow. Some of you are really jaded. I KNOW cash is king (DUH) and I would NEVER tip in M&Ms instead of cash.

People offer me treats at work and I thank them for thinking of me, whether I eat the items or not. I see it as a way of saying, "I see you as a person, not an employee".

I agree that keychains, pens, magnets, etc are unnecessary items to be trashed like a wedding favor the second you get home.

I'm stealing this from a very old thread (back to 2005) since it was very outdated.

One cruiser mentioned they like to give small gifts for their cabin steward, waiter, etc. (In addition to the standard tips). I thought this was a great idea so I am mentioning a few that I saw on that old thread.

One mentioned they really need/use are international calling cards to call home, but since they all have cell phones this is outdated. The updated version would be Visa/Amex gift cards.

Tide pods are great because they do their own laundry. Another old idea was mini hershey bars, kisses, suckers, etc.

Today at work someone was selling candy bars for their kid's fundraiser. So for $1 I can give one to my cabin steward, waiter, etc while supporting their kid. It's like double dipping into the nice gesture pool.

Anyone have any other ideas?

Nope, never been directed or invited for C class lunch. Ever. I'm sailing Aqua class in June, I guess that doesn't count.

I have sailed Concierge on Celebrity over 5 times and I've yet to be invited to any special lunch. WTH? I always arrive before 1pm.