My "Spring" Closet (Relates to What Season Are You?)

[Milaandra]

Truly, the woman does not wish to have "my problem".

 

Oh, she probably does! :)

 

But I do understand, really! I'm top-heavy. Even in the specialty stores, I'm really lucky if they have one bra in my size in the entire store and then I'll pay a fortune. I wear suit jackets undone, because there is no other choice. Dresses are a nightmare! Then if I do find something to fit, I'm afraid I just look like a pudgy, frumpy Angelique wanna-be! Last year at a costumed Red Hat event, I was wearing a Victorian dress with a corset. One of my Red Hat ladies started poking the top of my breast..."What have you got in there?" I started stammering... When she finally figured out that it was all me, she apologized, but hearing that she thought it was something prosthetic didn't make me feel any better! :eek:

 

I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, except to say that many of us have different fitting issues, many of us are stuck having to order specialty clothing and at least you were envied! :)

[TerriSea]

Oh, she probably does! :)

 

But I do understand, really! I'm top-heavy. Even in the specialty stores, I'm really lucky if they have one bra in my size in the entire store and then I'll pay a fortune. I wear suit jackets undone, because there is no other choice. Dresses are a nightmare! Then if I do find something to fit, I'm afraid I just look like a pudgy, frumpy Angelique wanna-be! Last year at a costumed Red Hat event, I was wearing a Victorian dress with a corset. One of my Red Hat ladies started poking the top of my breast..."What have you got in there?" I started stammering... When she finally figured out that it was all me, she apologized, but hearing that she thought it was something prosthetic didn't make me feel any better! :eek:

 

I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, except to say that many of us have different fitting issues, many of us are stuck having to order specialty clothing and at least you were envied! :)

 

Yikes! Being poked! Lady, it's all me!:eek:

 

That takes the cake! I feel for you.

 

Least I don't feel so alone in my "issues".