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7. Afternoon Tea at Epicurian Disappointing. We would have like nice dainty sandwiches rather than mini brioche rolls with Parma ham or crab quiche. No clotted cream. It’s overwhipped cream. The jam was definitely not Tiptree jam. Just basic supermarket quality. I didn’t eat the cake pop, instead donating it to the adjacent table. My husband ate his but said it was sickly sweet. I’m not a chocolate fan so didn’t eat the mini chocolate tart either. Overall, neither of us were particularly impressed with the quality and the selection on offer. We wouldn’t book Afternoon Tea again.

Continued… 5. Chef’s Table - Celebration Night SUPERB! We were very impressed with the quality of the food considering it was not additional charge dining. We both had the shellfish starters and mains. We had the fruit salad for dessert. And we’d never have known it was the Horizon buffet either. It had been beautifully and elegantly laid out. Definitely pre-book the Chef’s Table - totally worth it. 6. Horizon - aka The Buffet Bedlam. Hordes of people, it felt very chaotic and overwhelming. We had a quick look at the food on offer and very little looked appealing. If you want a roast dinner every day, the Horizon is where to get it. The buffet is clearly popular as it was absolutely rammed. it was nowhere as clean and tidy as the Quays. The buffet felt like a canteen. We didn’t have anything to eat there.

So, we’re Day 2 on our Iona cruise to the Fjords. Here’s our hot takes on dining so far: 1. Epicurian - our dinner on Saturday night. - if you’re into seafood like us, the giant Indonesian tiger prawns were stellar. - the starters were trying too hard. The snow crab cocktail which contained grated apple and the accompanying salty cucumber drink shot with lemon foam was a bit all fur coat and no knickers. Style over substance. My husband had the slow cooker in ox cheeks which were presented on a hollowed out bone, or a “canoe” as the menu referred to it. My husband liked it to a Greggs steak bake on a piece of bone. -dessert - we had a lemon meringue tart with looked like a dinosaur - a trail of tiny dots of meringue over the tart “mound”. Tasted good. We’re going back again later this week to have the tiger prawns again. Sublime. 2. Olive Grove - lunch yesterday The hanging beef kofta didn’t look anything like what we’ve seen in review videos on YouTube. It was 2 short stubby beef patty-esque tubes on a metal skewer. Well seasoned though and tasted good. It came with a teaspoon of salsa/ salad and flatbread. It just didn’t look very attractive in its presentation. . Extra charge : £4.50 Baklava dessert - very generous in quantity and one portion quite easily feeds 2 Afogato - ok. Expresso was good but the icecream was a bit own supermarket brand in terms of quality. extra charge: £2 We’ll eat there again later this week to try the paella 3. The Quays - lunch on Saturday and today (Tues) and breakfast this morning Lunch Fantastic! Fish and chips stellar - a lovely light and crispy batter and haddock cooked to perfection. Katsu curry - of a Wagamama standard in terms of taste. Mine came with noodles which was a bit of a surprise. Breakfast Waffles, crispy bacon and maple syrup. Yum! Hubby liked it too. Free coffee on tap which is if decent quality. Skip the fancy Costa coffee and just go to the Quays. Staff working tirelessly to clear and wipe tables. Lots of seating inside and outside on prom deck. Ambience is good too. A hit with us We’ll be back for breakfast tomorrow. And most likely for lunch as well after we get back from the Loen Skylift. 4. Sindhu The emperor’s new clothes. Alas. Incredibly overhyped. If you’ve been to any Dishoom you’ll be very underwhelmed with Sindhu. I think Sindhu is trying to be everything to everyone. It tries to “Indianise” British type meals rather than be truly creative with Goan cuisine. my starter was nothing like described on the menu. It was a glorified cold chicken salad. The chicken had a curry flavour. I wasn’t expecting a cold dish. Similarly the chickpea puri were stone cold. They tasted like cold crispy poppadum shells not like a puri. Husband had the beef fillet. He liked it. I had the slow cooked pork shoulder. Mine was very good. We skipped on dessert as we were just pretty underwhelmed overall with Sindhu. We had a single scoop of sorbet in a pot at Ripples instead. We also cancelled our Friday reservation at Sindhu. The decor is lacklustre too, looking much like conference hotel decor. Menus were stained and tatty. A real disappointment. We just don’t get the hype.

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Blimey, what a spread! We've booked Afternoon Tea on Iona next Sunday (1st sea day). I think we'll need to have a light breakfast and skip lunch to accommodate all of that!!! 😆 What are those things on sticks out of curiosity? And is there a dress code for afternoon tea? Can my husband get away with trainers with smart casual attire - chinos and shirt?

I didn’t know that. We had notice from P&O about 6 weeks ago regarding the Geirangerfjord itinerary change. We’ve booked the ferry trip excursion from Hellesylt to Geiranger so we still get to enjoy sailing it.

I’ve already had a sneek peek of the Norway Taster Menu 😜 The Geirangerfjord issue is down to it being a UNESCO world heritage site. It’s Norway who has decided that cruise ships (not sure about smaller ship or whether it applies to all cruise ships irrespective of size) can’t sail the Geirangerfjord anymore. This will become an increasing issue over the next couple of years with Norway imposing strict limits/ bans on cruise ships in certain parts of the fjords. P&O are being coy about the reason for cancellation of that part of the itinerary. Perhaps it thinks it will put customers off from booking a Fjords cruise.

If booked in advance: Epicurean: £24pp - nothing further to pay Sindhu: £10pp which is offset against your dinner bill. Beach House: £7.50 pp Afternoon tea in Epicurean: £14pp Norway Taster Menu: £24pp I think you can benefit from a further discount if you are a Peninsular Club member. We're not as this is our first cruise

A 7 day pass for the Retreat is showing as available to book for our cruise. It’s been available to book for a while now. £140 for 7 days. I don’t thinks it’s worth doing for a fjords cruise as the weather is quite changeable in Norway.

That’s exactly why I booked all our speciality dining bang on midnight when bookings opened!

All rather academic and abstract in my case as our cruise is in 12 days time and I’ve booked all our speciality dining! No other cruises planned or booked either.

I don’t actually want to eat in the MDR for dinner. The quality and presentation of it doesn’t look very appealing - certainly from watching plenty of YouTube videos. That and the online bun fight to queue etc. If I was restricted in being able to book SD for the duration of the cruise, I probably wouldn’t have booked one.

I wish I could say that our fares were cheap! Standard balcony cabin for 7 days came in at £2.5k (select fare) - booked back in April. The "extras" have cost another £750 (wifi package, refresh drinks package, excursion and speciality dining). This is definitely an expensive holiday for us. We could not just not afford nor justify some of the prices of other cruise lines - Celebrity and RCL prices were eyewateringly expensive.

There are still plenty of available speciality dining slots for our cruise on 2nd Sept - 13 days to go. I’m afraid I am one of those who booked Epicurian and Sindhi x2. To avoid the previous uproar referred to by @Megabear2 I shall refrain from replying to your particular point about this!