We are right there with you on the stress level! Sailing out of Seattle for a Alaskan cruise in August and we live in Michigan. There are 5 of us going, and have three staterooms booked. DH and I are paying for everything as a treat for our kids, so that will include the pre cruise testing that is still in place. Since our cruise has a stop in Canada, even if Royal Caribbean stopped the testing requirement, I think we would have still had to do it for Canada. Could care less about even getting off the ship in the 5 hours we are in Canada.
What I am planning on doing is taking 15 of the free government home tests with me and we will all take a pre-test of sorts before I schedule all the proctored tests. That way if one of us tests positive on the pre-tests I would only schedule that person for a proctored test and see what happens. It would save the $80 in the other proctored tests, since I think that we would all have to cancel the cruise since it would be a close contact situation. What a stressful mess. We would all then be stuck in Seattle for a week trying to figure out something to do before our flight back home in 7 days. This is our 20th cruise and these requirements are definitely sucking the joy out of our anticipation.