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  1. Okay...here's a standard packing list I wrote several years ago.

    (I posted on Cruise Critic...and...after that, it was plagerized in several places around the net--with attribution!!):

     

     

    standard packing list

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    For a seven night cruise:

     

    Men: One small carry-on size rolling bag.

    7 pairs undershorts

    5 pairs socks (Don't need them for at-sea days)

    4 T-Shirts (we'll pick up a few more as souvenirs along the way)

    1 pair shorts (They're good for at least a week)...

    1 pair long pants (only because they make you wear them in the dining room)

    1 pair shoes

    1 Swim suit

    NO Suit or Tuxedo (Rent it on the ship so you don't have to schlep it all the way there and back)

    Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Razor

    Camera

     

    Women: One large suitcase for Casual clothes

    One Large Suitcase for Formal clothes

    One large duffel bag for shoes

    One suitcase for toiletries, cosmetics, creams, shampoo/conditioners, lotions, etc.

    One suitcase for purses, accessories, grooming equipment, travel irons, steamers, etc.

    One carry-on with hairbrushes, vitamins, pain relievers and other prescriptions, cosmetics that they forgot to put in the suitcase, last minute items needed past packing of other suitcases.

    One purse the size of a suitcase filled with all the usual junk: lipstick, chewing gum, mints, keys that she can't even remember what they go to and don't need on the cruise anyway, photos of the kids, credit cards for every department store and shop known to man, even ones no longer in business, gym membership card she never uses, hair pins, loose change, old candy wrappers, mints from the restaurant she ate at a month and a half ago, that bag of peanuts from the flight in on Southwest...and so on ad infinitum...

    Specifics:

    14 panties (one pair each day plus one for evening)

    20 hose or pantyhose (accounts for 7 evenings as at least half or more will run while putting them on)

    7 casual skirts and/or Bermuda shorts (something that covers the knees and most of the imagined cellulite)

    7 casual blouses or tops...actually, make that 14 as most "outfits" require a top covered by a blouse hanging over it)

    [NOTE: One can never be seen wearing the SAME outfit TWICE!!]

    7 pairs of "casual" shoes...as each "outfit" must be particularly coordinated with the precisely perfect pair of shoes

    5 dressier skirts and/or pairs of slightly dressy slacks for casual evenings

    4 formal gowns (Yes, I know that there are only two formal nights, but one won't look exactly right and she'll need to put it back and wear something else...and a second won't fit right anymore by the end of the cruise)

    5 more pair of slightly dressy shoes...and...

    4 pairs of "formal" shoes (again, each "outfit" must be coordinated with the proper shoes)

    [NOTE: All formal gowns and formal shoes MUST be purchased special for the cruise. God forbid someone on the cruise MAY have been at your niece Jessica's wedding in June and has already seen you in that gown!!]

    Assorted (meaning at least 10 of each) belts, scarves, etc. A woman needs to "accessorize"...

    14 purses (again, must match the "outfit")

    At least 70 assorted pieces of Jewelry (necklaces, bracelets, earrings, pins, rings) of various types from diamonds down to cheap costume jewelry (again, the accessories must complement the particular outfit being worn)

    6 swimsuits, though she'll never actually make it up to the pool deck...besides, "I can't be seen in public in a swimsuit"

    6 "cover-ups"...just in case she braves wearing a swimsuit...

    Toothbrush

    Toothpaste

    Deodorant

    Eye Shadow

    Eyeliner

    Blush

    Foundation

    Lipstick

    Lip Gloss

    Eyebrow pencil

    Nail polish

    (At least 4 or 5 shades of each variety of make-up)

    Make-up remover

    Moisturizer

    Face cream

    Cold Cream

    Anti-wrinkle cream

    Body lotion

    Cotton Balls

    Q-Tips

    Razor

    Shaving Cream

    Tweezers

    Hairbrush (at least three varieties)

    Suntan lotion

    Sunscreen

    "Feminine Products" (though most often the item forgotten or not packed enough...just so YOU will have to go running around the streets of Puerto Vallarta or Cabo San Lucas looking for drug stores and trying to explain this to a clerk who only speaks Spanish)

    Hairdryer (even though they supply them on the ship--it's a reflex motion...but the excuse is "I don't like theirs")

    Curling iron

    Iron (even though the ship says they're forbidden..."I NEED it")

    Steamer

    Sewing Kit (like she's going to actually sew)

    Eyeglasses

    Sunglasses

    Contact Lenses

    Contact Lens solution

    Advil

    Midol

    Dramamine

    Pepto Bismol

    Tums

    Rolaids

    Campo-Phenique

    Pepcid

    Metamucil

    Any other possible medication for any other real or imagined malady which MAY arise during the course of the cruise--which they obviously don't sell anywhere but here at home...

    Hair dye (just in case the roots start showing during the cruise)

     

    And, this is just off the top of my head...I KNOW I'm leaving off lots of stuff...

     

    It's a good thing airlines allow you two fifty pound each pieces of luggage plus a carry on each... ...(Or they used to...maybe now with a small fee!)

     

    All of YOUR stuff can go in your carry-on, while hers MAY neatly fit into the four allowed pieces of luggage plus her carry-on...

     

    Even with the extensive packing, know that there are simply things not accounted for which now MUST be acquired in port...Besides, some of these ports are just great "shopping towns" ...After all, how important are a bunch of old churches and museums when each port has so many nice stores?

    I think your a good candidate for a roll of quality duct tape. If a bulging suitcase zipper explodes the tape will come in very handy.

  2. OMG you are all NOT going to believe this!

     

    It seems that our cruise is not a charter, but the one just before it is...Connie, Feb 6-16, 2016...chartered by...are you ready (and I am NOT making this up)...

     

    The Big Nude Boat!

     

    Ewww, is there enough Lysol in the world to get it ready for our sailing??

     

    We're also booked on this Feb.16 departure. If the charter is extended into our cruise then DW and I will only need to pack 1 carry on for both of us. What would be required to enter the MDR on formal night?

  3. There willing to listen to all complaints,whines and problems. You lay on there comfy couch (it's really lumpy) sorry another complaint. Tell them your problems ect. and they ask how did that make you feel. They only charge $75 per half hour. If any whiners need someone to listen to there rants info call I'm miserable 800 go away.

  4. Great review makes us want to change cruise to earlier date. We booked with cosol for this Oct. Do they have chairs and shade area at beach stop? I noticed palapas down the beach, who do they belong to?

    Thank You

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