suggest a frivolous cruise amenity...or dire necessity.

tanning salon:

for those who are too pale to make a poolside appearance.

another idea?

lipo clinic, for those who do not look good in bathing suits!

Treadmills posted near the buffet, so one can run until they burn off that eclare, then hit the buffet and run until you burn off that cheesecake...

The larger Caribbean liquor stores will deliver your liquor to your ship.

Why leave the ship to shop at all? There should be a port service that will go out and buy your alcohol for you, so you don't have to make those needless port outings. why interrupt your sleeping late and leisurely onboard lunch?

Our's is a limo to and from the airport and the ship.We were on our third cruise and were taking my mom and kids for the first time,we left the house at 7 am for the airport.Everyone was in a great mood and very exicited.By the time we got to the airport it was getting cloudy.Well to make a long story short within the next 5 hours all flights were cancelled due to snow the kids(7 and 9) had taken a roll of film each of the planes and airport.It eventually took us 2 days to get to the ship with about an hour to spare.we've taken a limo every time since.9 cruise's and counting

;) Moving 'sidewalks' on all ships over 900ft in length.;) john taylor.

Good ideas here :D

How about elevators that really do go to the front of the ship (or the back, kinda like the escalators only enclosed and run at warp speed lol)

An old-fashioned vomitorium, a la the ancient Romans, so you never have to stop eating! (Sorry.... ewwwww)

~~~MEG~~~

"I wanna leave NOW"

Three-time Century cruiser

Western Caribbean: 2000/2004

Eastern Caribbean: 2001

ZENITH: Bermuda in May 2005

I've never been to one.

Have one at the beginning of the cruise; and, one at the end. (I may try the one at the end depending on the results of the first)

a dire necessity is, 2 or more clothes pins to put on the bottom of the shower curtain..That way it adds weight to the curtain and you won't have the curtain kissing your bottom!!

a dire necessity is, 2 or more clothes pins to put on the bottom of the shower curtain..That way it adds weight to the curtain and you won't have the curtain kissing your bottom!!

:D As a happily married man, with great reluctance I will have to leave this one alone! Sorry.;) john taylor

John taylor

maybe I should re-word this one, to say you won't have the shower curtain sticking to you while you shower!! Does that sound better??

John taylor

maybe I should re-word this one, to say you won't have the shower curtain sticking to you while you shower!! Does that sound better??

:D Yes. john taylor. [Pity] :rolleyes:

A GPS specifically for the layout of the ship. One that tells me "you're going the wrong way again, stupid!". I can also get lost a mile away from my own home.

I'm the one always standing in front of the model of the ship, sad thing is, I know what is port and starboard and how to tell the difference.

Will welcome some type of biological recognition device instead of having to wear lanyards or carry keys

How about shock collars to be passed out at the bar. So guys wont have to wait for a discreet kick under the table when they are acting stupid?

To slow down the speed of time while we're on board the ship, because normally it seems like the reverse - that time has sped up and our cruise is over way too soon! :(

I have to have a manicure before I board the ship. Its a long time ritual and does help me win more money!!!

An electric barkalounger type chair on the deck, so you don't have to expend ANY energy when you take a sip of the foo foo drink. (up down, up down):D An outstanding ironing service!

daily infusions of rum drinks with umbrellas... I mean what's the POINT of a cruise???

I am a big fan of popcorn. I am always disappointed when we go to the theater on board and they don't have popcorn!! I would even pay money for it. You can't watch a movie without it.

so everyone will stop talking about it.

so everyone will stop talking about it.

lol, good one

On one of the cruises I went on I was annoyed at all the noise in the hallway in the middle of the night. When I finally got up and turned on a light it was 11 am! Obviously we were in an inside cabin. I'd thought it was around 4am! So now I bring a small travel clock with light up hands. I also bring earplugs since sometimes there is alot of noise in the halls at 4am. 10 more days!!!:)

instant messaging devices that you could rent, to IM other passengers on the ship...:)