Rare Honolulu Blue Posted April 1 #1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) (KOKOMO, IN) - Noted music cruise charter company VistaStar announces its long-awaited 80s cruise, along with its initial lineup! "We did a thorough amount of research in the darkest reaches of Honolulu Blue's mind for acts from the 80s that he will absolutely hate!" says Ralph Stuffedshirt, top executive and creative consultant at VistaStar. "We are convinced that whatever Mr. Blue hates, the general public will buy in record quantities at record prices!" The lineup includes such notable performers as: U2 Tears for Fears Jefferson Starship Motley Crue Poison Miami Sound Machine Beastie Boys JJ Fad Dead or Alive T'Pau Sly Fox Baltimora And many more to be announced later! This 7-day cruise will feature stops at Cozumel and Perfect Day at CocoCay on Royal Caribbeans Behemoth of the Seas and sail February 30 - March 6, 2025. Cabins start at $4444 per person, double occupancy. Bookings will start April 15 for those who have booked with VistaStar before, and April 31 for the rest of the public (if it gets that far; we think it's going to be very popular!) More information is available at (CENSORED!) Edited April 1 by Honolulu Blue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Honolulu Blue Posted April 2 Author #2 Share Posted April 2 The above cruise does not exist. I made it up as an April Fool's day joke. I apologize for any misunderstanding. 😄 Though that does remind me that I heard a rumor that StarVista Live is working on an 80s cruise... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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