Liquor Smuggling in Wooden Leg

[Jsipes]

If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ????

[Chivalrygirl]

If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ????

 

Love it, LMAO :D

[ger_77]

ROFL

It will likely only happen if he is seen taking a swig from it!:D

 

Smooth Sailing! :) :) :)

[stanford's girl]

If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ????

ROTFLMAO!! :D :D

He should be OK but if they find out, they may make him drain his leg. ;)

[lippylulu]

If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ????

 

Should be OK just as long as he doesn't put his foot in his mouth......

[Chivalrygirl]

I am always putting my foot in my mouth. My god the mind boggles, just let us hope he sanitizes it first, the ships company will gladly offer him a swig of Pucell to do the job .

:D :eek:

 

Keep the funnies coming, I just love this one :)

[Chivalrygirl]

Bump Bump Bump

[tomc]

If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likelihood of being busted?

Depends on what it does to his mammary glands.

[Charliesmom]

Don't you think he'll get awfully tired hauling around all of that extra weight?

 

Roberta

[OceanFantasys]

I love to laugh and this sure did the trick !!

 

Rhonda

[zdude]

If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ????

 

You just made me spit beer all over my keyboard. Good one.

[Chivalrygirl]

This has most definitely got to be one of the best since I have frequented these boards, but it seems everyone to his own. What makes the posters on here so damn serious about life!!

[thomasale]

too much

[noblepa]

If my uncle fills his Hollow Wooden Leg with Scotch, what is the likely hood of being busted while boarding ????

 

This give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "aged in oak"...

 

He might have a bit of a problem if they confiscate it and return it on the last night of the cruise.

 

Paul Noble

[hammybee]

Would that be his keg leg?

[Chivalrygirl]

Would that be his keg leg?

 

Just too witty! Thanks gals and guys please just keep them coming, what a way to start my MOnday. The last 2 just got me rocking. :D

[jazzlover]

His legal defense may tell him he doesn't have a leg to stand on...teehee

[hammybee]

Just too witty! Thanks gals and guys please just keep them coming, what a way to start my MOnday. The last 2 just got me rocking. :D

 

Monday ??? And it's probably not MLK Day either, down there.

[Chivalrygirl]

Monday ??? And it's probably not MLK Day either, down there.

 

Sorry Hammybee MLK Day I am afraid you have lost me, but Monday it surely is, and instead of me sitting here fiddling on my laptop I would be far better employed shoving some dirt around in my little piece of "Godzone"

Hope you have a good Sunday :)

[cruzermon]

Just make sure he fills his leg AFTER he gets off the plane. You don't want TSA confiscating his leg for containing more than 3 oz of liquid.:eek:

[Grumpy1]

Oh, I knew a gal with a wooden leg

With her I used to linger

How do I know she had a wooden leg?

I got a splinter in my finger

[Chivalrygirl]

Oh, I knew a gal with a wooden leg

With her I used to linger

How do I know she had a wooden leg?

I got a splinter in my finger

 

he he I love that just as much as I love grumpy :D

Did you get the splinter trying to get into her whiskey ;)

[Chivalrygirl]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr......bump

[jcrandle]

Could he possibly be the one referenced in Mary Poppins? "I once knew a man with a wooden leg, named Smith." "Well, what was the name of his other leg?"