Calling Andy

[G.M.T.]

Andy,

 

As you are now stressed out with packing. I thought you would need some help with a packing list of various odds and ends:

 

a. Ping Pong Ball (colour - any)

b. Syring

c. Illegal Booze

d. Take b. and fill with c. and fillup a.

e. On board take b. extract c. from a. and enjoy

f. With b, a. is now recycleable

g. 50 foot rope to be used as an oustside clothes line

h. Elephant about 1000 pound type, for press clothes "NO IRONS"

i. Self service laundry, this one foxed me for a while. As illegal booze is not stopped how about disquihing your washing machine as a XL bottle of vodka and smuggle it on Board.

 

Hope this helps.

 

We await your totally unboased cruise review with abated breath.

 

While you are enjoying yourself on your Caribbean cruise, I will ahve to make do with a few:;)

 

 

 

Have a great cruise.

 

Ron

[njs]

Andy,

 

As you are now stressed out with packing. I thought you would need some help with a packing list of various odds and ends:

 

a. Ping Pong Ball (colour - any)

b. Syring

c. Illegal Booze

d. Take b. and fill with c. and fillup a.

e. On board take b. extract c. from a. and enjoy

f. With b, a. is now recycleable

g. 50 foot rope to be used as an oustside clothes line

h. Elephant about 1000 pound type, for press clothes "NO IRONS"

i. Self service laundry, this one foxed me for a while. As illegal booze is not stopped how about disquihing your washing machine as a XL bottle of vodka and smuggle it on Board.

 

Hope this helps.

 

We await your totally unboased cruise review with abated breath.

 

While you are enjoying yourself on your Caribbean cruise, I will ahve to make do with a few:;)

 

 

 

Have a great cruise.

 

Ron

 

ha:D too funny

what's the syringe for

[G.M.T.]

ha:D too funny

what's the syringe for

For getting the illegal booze into Ping Pong Balls before embarkation and once on board for extract said liquids from PPB. This way the PPB can be used over and over again.

 

We all have to do our bit with regards to Global Warming.

 

Ron

[Cruise4Andy]

Now that's funny!!! :D

 

Thanks Ron for the always cheerful postings! I sure will enjoy a good cold Erdinger Weissbier on board. Mhhhh... Da ist doch immer Zeit dafuer!!!

 

If I'm opening all those ping pong balls and drink the booze, there may be no cruise review at all... LOL

 

I particularly liked paragraph g. - the clothes line. As good ol' Jeff Foxworthy would say: "You might be a redneck if...

 

...you hang your underwear and holy shirts off the balcony of the cruise ship!

 

...you packed all your stuff in 6 piggly wiggly bags instead of a suitcase.

 

...you take a shot gun on board because you might have a chance to hunt for whales.

 

...Jack Daniel's makes it on your list of most admired people.

 

 

I'm ready!!!! Only 3 more day!!!

 

 

 

...your idea of a 7-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack.

 

...you're child's first words were: "Attention K-Mart shoppers...".