what is the wildest,craziest thing you've ever seen on a cruise?

[stompy]

Same cruise, it was formal night and in the show lounge there was a man dressed in shorts and a tee shirt. At the beginning of the show the CD asked the man to stand up and wave to the audience. He said something about he guessed the man had not heard it was formal night. :rolleyes: The guy sat down very embarrassed.

 

We've noticed that once folks have dinner and take the pics it's back to the room to change into comfy clothes.

 

I think it really depends on a)the itinerary, b)which seating you have, c)how far into the cruise is it, ie. do your pants still fit...

 

I know with early seating we get changed, take formal pics, go into dinner, hit the casino looking like James Bond and his BondBabe, and then it's back to the cabin to change into jeans and sneakers to run around the ship for the rest of the night. The late seating folks tend to go to the pre-dinner show in their nice clothes then straight to dinner.

 

No one seems to mind how you're dressed these days-I try to wear a tie to dinner every night but I must admit I did show up in jeans and a hawaiian shirt on casual night on my last 12 nighter...

 

[nightsky7100]

You are a funny guy! Do you ever win bets? Assuming occasionally you might, what have you made the loser do/wear?:p

 

If i would have won this bet, the ladies the bet was with would have had to wear thong bikinis on one of the days at sea, and dressed like dudes (beards and all) one night for Henri's club. The speedo was just a dare from the other guy thats gonna wear one. The mullet is just for kicks. I've actually got people at my job voting on what dress im gonna wear. I have no shame and im darn secure in my masculinity. With that being said, what color should my wig be? :D

[RLKELK]

With that being said, what color should my wig be? :D

 

 

nightsky7100 if thats you in your avatar you definitely gotta wear a blonde wig. Wish we were on your cruise- you seem like the type of guy who has a lot of fun and that makes for a lot of great memories.

 

Hope this finds you enjoying a great day today- and since it appears that Ike is heading your way you (and all your neighbors) will be in our thoughts and prayers this week.

 

Roger K

[nightsky7100]

With that being said, what color should my wig be? :D

 

 

nightsky7100 if thats you in your avatar you definitely gotta wear a blonde wig. Wish we were on your cruise- you seem like the type of guy who has a lot of fun and that makes for a lot of great memories.

 

Hope this finds you enjoying a great day today- and since it appears that Ike is heading your way you (and all your neighbors) will be in our thoughts and prayers this week.

 

Roger K

 

I appreciate the prayers and hope Ike is fulla hot wind and not a knockout punch. No matter what the weather though, I enjoy myself. Life is not about being depressed when it pours, Its about learning to dance and find joy in the rain. :rolleyes:

[cruzinnluvinit]

I appreciate the prayers and hope Ike is fulla hot wind and not a knockout punch. No matter what the weather though, I enjoy myself. Life is not about being depressed when it pours, Its about learning to dance and find joy in the rain. :rolleyes:

I sent some angels that way for a friend so I'll make sure they use their wings to protect you too. Keep your head down even though you want to enjoy the weather. I don't want to hear from my angel that you flew away.

 

BTW we never saw the speedo pics. Did you post them somewhere else?

 

I am bringing lots of hawaiian shirts on this next cruise for my DH, me, and our two friends. I too march to my own drummer.

[Desert Rat's Wife]

We were on the Regent Navigator last year and every morning a lady would come in the buffet in her PJS. no bathrobe, hair uncombed...and have a bowl of cereal. She was always alone and guess she didn't care what other people thought of her.

 

 

Gotta admire a lady who has enough confidence to not care what a bunch of strangers that she'll never see again thinks. Or maybe she was working on her psych dissertation and was doing it to see how people will go out of their way to react to someone who breaks perceived social mores. :eek:

[Desert Rat's Wife]

With that being said, what color should my wig be? :D

Roger K

 

Oh, for sure a hot pink wig!:cool:

[brnsofia]

It was on the old Sony of Norway. We were cruising the North Sea

during an especially rough night. Most of the passengers didn't even

come to dinner, so the dining room was half empty.

My wife and I were seated at a large table, opposite another

large table. An elderly woman in a wheelchair was seated at the

head of the table. The stabilizers were working well to keep the

ship level, but there were sudden surges that you could feel.

 

All of a sudden, a large surge happenned and the ship tilted. The

poor woman in the wheelchair was rolling backward at high speed,

still clutching her knife and fork. The Maitre'd and waiters jumped

to chase her down. The whole room applauded when they stopped

her from rolling into the kitchen. It was hilarious. They rolled her

back to the table and the Maitre'd checked twice that the brakes

were now on.

 

-- Doug

 

I cant stop chuckling at the image of this. tooo funny!!!!!!!!:D :D

[cusyl]

OMG, I can't stop laughing...poor lady, I bet she was terrified. :eek: :D

[smrtypnts]

If i would have won this bet, the ladies the bet was with would have had to wear thong bikinis on one of the days at sea, and dressed like dudes (beards and all) one night for Henri's club. The speedo was just a dare from the other guy thats gonna wear one. The mullet is just for kicks. I've actually got people at my job voting on what dress im gonna wear. I have no shame and im darn secure in my masculinity. With that being said, what color should my wig be? :D

 

Since you seem to be a skinny minnie (or a skinny nightsky as the case may be) I think you should wear a blonde wig, done beautifully, bright pink or red lipstick and a matching mini dress, with silver or black patent pumps! oh, how I wish I were there--and I too am much like you in finding the glass always half full, and all about having fun no matter what! We'd get along great! Have an extra drink for me the night you dress up!

[nightsky7100]

Since you seem to be a skinny minnie (or a skinny nightsky as the case may be) I think you should wear a blonde wig, done beautifully, bright pink or red lipstick and a matching mini dress, with silver or black patent pumps! oh, how I wish I were there--and I too am much like you in finding the glass always half full, and all about having fun no matter what! We'd get along great! Have an extra drink for me the night you dress up!

 

On that night, i will probably have a drink for every person on this thread!:D

[nightsky7100]

I sent some angels that way for a friend so I'll make sure they use their wings to protect you too. Keep your head down even though you want to enjoy the weather. I don't want to hear from my angel that you flew away.

 

BTW we never saw the speedo pics. Did you post them somewhere else?

 

I am bringing lots of hawaiian shirts on this next cruise for my DH, me, and our two friends. I too march to my own drummer.

 

 

Cruise isnt until September 21. Speedo pics should be up when i return from the trip.

[Azhure]

Since you seem to be a skinny minnie (or a skinny nightsky as the case may be) I think you should wear a blonde wig, done beautifully, bright pink or red lipstick and a matching mini dress, with silver or black patent pumps! oh, how I wish I were there--and I too am much like you in finding the glass always half full, and all about having fun no matter what! We'd get along great! Have an extra drink for me the night you dress up!

 

I see that blonde would work, but I think a medium Auburn would bring out his eyes more! JMHO of course.;)

[nightsky7100]

I see that blonde would work, but I think a medium Auburn would bring out his eyes more! JMHO of course.;)

 

Probably have on my grey contacts that night. Accesorize around that.

[GloBug]

You guys are all too damn funny! This thread needed a lift... thanks Nightsky! :p

[nightsky7100]

You guys are all too damn funny! This thread needed a lift... thanks Nightsky! :p

 

i do what i can.

[fyrfytrp25]

We were on the Golden to Mexico in January/08. Sometime in the moring I had to run back to the cabin to grab something and the door was propped open. I go inside and see our cabin steward cleaning the shower. He had his ipod on and working away so I proceeded to the dresser to get what I needed. All of a sudden he goes out to his cart to grab something. So I quickly pull the wedge out of the door and let it close quietly. I watch him through the peep hole and see that he is grabbing his card to open the door so I back up and just stand there. As the door opens this little Philipino guy screams at the top of his lungs! He says..."Oh Sir you scared me!" I could not stop laughing all day.

[midfiman]

We walk every morning on the track, weirdest thing...young couple, obviously been out ALL night, doing the wild thing up against the railings of the ship. I asked them to get a room...

 

That's pretty hot in my opinion. Don't we all remember what it was like to be young?

 

Anyways, craziest thing I experienced was on EOS 07 to Bermuda the Newlywed game, the question was asked what's the strangest place each couple last did it. The couple that had been married for 17 years said Horseshoe Bay in the water (that day!) in Bermuda. The crowd went wild!

 

That's awesome, to be having that kind of sex after being married that long and having 2 kids! Good for them! :D

[Clipsy01]

Carnival Legend in 05

Guy was standing and girl was on her knees....you know the rest!:D

[jkudzu]

When we were sailing the Mexican Riviera, we went to a town that had a cathedral. Just as we had entered the cathedral, I heard a tearing sound, and looked over at some guy who had bent over, and his pants had totally ripped open. I had to stifle my laughter in the quietness of the church, especially since there was a wedding going on! LOL!

 

Just wanted to tell you what a gorgeous photo this was! Thank you for sharing it!

[GloBug]

Just wanted to tell you what a gorgeous photo this was! Thank you for sharing it!

 

Oh, that was nice to "hear"! Thanks!

[ntoxk8n]

This might not be weird to some, but I have lived a sheltered life... on our Honeymoon on the Conquest last August, we were on board with about 800-1000 "Women of Distinction" ... black lesbians. You sure could tell which one was the boy and which one was the girl... Nice expensive mens suits, and awesome formal dresses... but too weird for us country bumpkins!! There was also 2 other groups and one was a church group... they were the unholiest people I have ever seen... fights constantly, puking in the floors, putting cigarettes out in the carpet. One kid was going from table to table spitting in all the ketchup bottles!!! GROSS!!!!

 

That is super gross! I will bring my own condiments to dinner, thanks!

[ntoxk8n]

I woke up this morning and was perusing this site during breakfast and stumbled upon this thread. I am proud to say that I read all four years worth of posts today (Good thing I didn't have anything to do!). I started this morning and I am just now finishing at 11:15 at night! Whew, what a day of laughter! I am cruising on 9/27 and I can't wait to add to the great stories on here! Thanks for all the laughs!:D

[RNSANE]

On a recent Monarch of the Seas cruise, I was called down to security

to retrieve a suitcase from which they had removed a pair of kindergarden

children's scissors, with which I always travel and had never had a problem with before. They told me I could pick them up at the end of the cruise. I laughed and told my 21-year-old son that it wasn't a problem as I had another identical pair in my purse in my cabin. As we started to leave, he nudged me and said, "Hey, Mom, let's stick around....I want to see who those handcuffs belong to."

[mr green]

On a recent Monarch of the Seas cruise, I was called down to security

to retrieve a suitcase from which they had removed a pair of kindergarden

children's scissors, with which I always travel and had never had a problem with before. They told me I could pick them up at the end of the cruise. I laughed and told my 21-year-old son that it wasn't a problem as I had another identical pair in my purse in my cabin. As we started to leave, he nudged me and said, "Hey, Mom, let's stick around....I want to see who those handcuffs belong to."

 

Are you saying that you can't take scissors on a cruise ship?

I always take an 8 inch pair, and have never had any problems. A person can do more damage with a broken wine bottle!

john