Yes, it's the 2 sigmas on the normal distribution curve that are entertaining.
We were on a RCCL S2S in Vancouver last May, being escorted through the US Border Services and Check-in dog's breakfast by port staff (Our son uses a wheelchair). Got to a point where the lines merged and had a P screaming "they can't go first, we're pinnacle, we get to go first". Laughable for extra 10 second delay in boarding.
Vast majority of P's I have met have been personable and genuine in trying to improve cruising for all.