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JNLROSE

JNLROSE

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Wow Newt!

 

I NEVER would have thought you would have posted it! icon_wink.gif

 

I said I wouldn't tell!!! icon_razz.gif

 

Rosie

 

E-mail me <a href="mailto:JNLROSE@AOL.COM">here</a href>

 

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CELEBRITY MERCURY HERE I COME!!!

 

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newtocc

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by emptynest1:

Surely the Newt was in disguise! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How many times have I told you EN, don't call me Shirley? Even if you did spell it wrong!

 

This ship 10/91

That ship 11/95

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here a ship 13/99

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everywhere

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<font size="3" color=red>Over 1 year</font> into my LMBO cruise

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Rosie, that's what I look like, that's what my grandfather looked like, that's what my Dad looked like, should I be ashamed?

 

This ship 10/91

That ship 11/95

Whatever ship 12/98

here a ship 13/99

there a ship 14/00

everywhere

a

ship ship 15/05

 

<font size="3" color=red>Over 1 year</font> into my LMBO cruise

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yanceycruiser

yanceycruiser

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I happen to know that Newt has not been able to leave his house in over a year...how do I know you ask? He told us until he lost weight, he could leave his house...and the man does not lie to his friends.

 

Yanceycruiser

 

Dreamward 1/95

Norway 1/97

Grandeur of the Seas 1/99

Grand Princess 2/01

Carnival Pride 2/03

 

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Until the Infinity on

August 22, 2004

 

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boten

boten

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Guys, do you think we are here on the Celebrity board to tell you lies? Can't you believe us? Now, even if you don't believe Newt, which you shouldn't (I mean you shouldn't NOT believe Newt, which means that you SHOULD believe Newt, because everything he tells you is true), you should believe us. There are at least three people here that have seen Newt in person (besides Newt himself), EmptyNest is the first, I've seen him too, and I think Cloud9 also met him, and we can ask her to verify this if needed.

So let put the debate at rest, Newt is real, that's exactly how he looks, his kids look like this (even thru the bubble wrap) and he's not Flagger and he's not Danno. Hope this helps.

Now can we go back to argue about more serious issues like smoking, chair hogging and diapers in the pool?

 

NBP [7<sup>2</sup>=49]

Boten, you're always good for a laugh - newtocc

Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW - brigittetom

 

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EN, you are right. Make that four posters who have seen THE Newt in person, soon to be seven.

 

NBP [7<sup>2</sup>=49]

Boten, you're always good for a laugh - newtocc

Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW - brigittetom

 

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Cloud9

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Yes, I have seen THE Newtster in person many times, I just wish he would stop bringing his board with him all the time, it makes me very nervous!

 

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Carnival Fantasy 12/01

Celebrity Galaxy 10/02

Celebrity Horizon 9/03

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ImpulsivePuppy

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by alcar8165:

Who is Newt?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

Newt is in all of us. Newt is in me, Newt is in you, even Elvis had a little Newt in him.

 

-Michael (a.k.a.

Impulsive Puppy)

Grand Princess 98;Amsterdam 02; Mercury 02; Baby 04

"East takes you out, out takes you west, west takes you in, and in takes you east."

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ImpulsivePuppy

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by emptynest1:

Boten, Puppy has seen him also. Maybe we can get him to chime in on this also.

 

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Oh, I have seen Newt. It is hard to look directly at him because of the intesity of his aura, but a pair of Kmart Ray-Ban ripoffs helped with that. Or you could just ask him to stop shining his flashlight in your eyes.

 

-Michael (a.k.a.

Impulsive Puppy)

Grand Princess 98;Amsterdam 02; Mercury 02; Baby 04

"East takes you out, out takes you west, west takes you in, and in takes you east."

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nealberk

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ImpulsivePuppy:
...even Elvis had a little Newt in him.
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That would have to be the fat Elvis, right? I can't see the skinny Elis having anything to do with Newt.


Was it a rumour that after the alients abducted Newt, they returned him saying that they wanted more normal examples of humanity like the rednecks from Alabama, the trailer women from New Jersey, and the Montana survivalists?
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I will be meeting Newt in a few weeks. You have to get on a list. You see, only so many visitors are allowed at a time. Rules is rules.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nealberk:
Was it a rumour that after the alients abducted Newt?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Pay no attention to that rumor. Newt is currently vacationing at Iguaçú Falls in Argentina. There are no such things as aliens.
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Shirley you weren't hiding the kidsters in the trunk were you?

Rusty

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CARRIBEAN PRINCESS JAN 2005
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CARNIVAL'S LEGEND JAN 2003
CELEBRITY'S CENTURY DEC 2003
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sailyn

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Hey ... I get to meet Newt ... I won a contest! All I have to do is send Newt about $500 and I get a week with Newt! I'll let you all know if the picture is accurate! When can I come, Newt? [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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JNLROSE

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Oh No Spike, you DIDN'T [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

Now what???????????????

Rosie

E-mail me <a href="mailto:JNLROSE@AOL.COM">here</a href>

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CELEBRITY MERCURY HERE I COME!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JNLROSE:
Oh No Spike, you DIDN'T [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

Now what???????????????

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry dear Rosie but you are incorrect! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] For a mere $439.50 I get to visit the Newt ... or is it just 'Newt' ... makes no difference ... I'm EXCITED about getting to meet my hero! Here is the [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=858097554&m=2243037886&r=807104521#807104521"]proof![/url] As soon as the Newtster tells me a date I'm booking it! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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JNLROSE

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Oh, Spike, Sailyn, Sally, Mikey,

What have you done to yourself---you'll NEVER be the same nice guy that you now are!!! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img]

Rosie

This is indeed a sad day!

E-mail me <a href="mailto:JNLROSE@AOL.COM">here</a href>

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CELEBRITY MERCURY HERE I COME!!!
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Sal, you misunderstood, you won the prize, you get to come for free, THE wifester is the one that has to pay, I'm into couples!

This ship 10/91
That ship 11/95
Whatever ship 12/98
here a ship 13/99
there a ship 14/00
everywhere
a
ship ship 15/05

<font size="3" color=red>Over 1 year</font> into my LMBO cruise
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