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I did it!

I have met Newt - or should I say THE Newt - in person. It was Saturday evening, April 3, 2004. We had drinks, we had dinner, we laughed a lot, we had a great time. I wish we had more time together.

 

If you have any questions about Newt I can answer them.

 

NBP [7<sup>2</sup>=49]

Boten, you're always good for a laugh - newtocc

Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW - brigittetom

 

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Zurmolly, oh ye of little faith!

When: read my post again.

Where: I can't divulge, as there will be many posters hanging around for Newt sighting.

 

NBP [7<sup>2</sup>=49]

Boten, you're always good for a laugh - newtocc

Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW - brigittetom

 

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superjerryw

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You must be scarred for life now...... icon_wink.gif

 

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Donuts, is there anything they can't do....

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by superjerryw:

You must be scarred for life now...... icon_wink.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

make that scared for life.

 

NBP [7<sup>2</sup>=49]

Boten, you're always good for a laugh - newtocc

Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW - brigittetom

 

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superjerryw

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Both actually....

 

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Donuts, is there anything they can't do....

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tbelian

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wallie5446:

I was not there but I have a friend of a friend who confirmed this did take place.

 

WE LOVE THE WATER AS LONG AS WE ARE ON A CRUISE<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

-And- I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that newt was going to be stretched? Any truth to that rumor? icon_biggrin.gif

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JNLROSE

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No Rusty, but there was a pix posted of him & he REALLY does look exactly (I mean exactly) like his avatar!!! icon_biggrin.gif

 

And before you ask, if I told you where the pix was posted, I'd have to ki*l*l you! (I think that might be a trigger word)

 

Hope this helps!

 

Rosie

 

E-mail me <a href="mailto:JNLROSE@AOL.COM">here</a href>

 

countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=0000ff&cdt=2004;11;26;17;0;00&timezone=GMT-0800

CELEBRITY MERCURY HERE I COME!!!

 

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Princess-of-Quite-alot

Princess-of-Quite-alot

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Did Newt order 2 entrees?

 

Celebrity Century 5/8/04 -Western Caribbean

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Carnival Ecstasy 2/04 - Baja

Tahitian Princess 2/03- French Polynesia

Sea Princess 7/02 - Alaska

Carnival Ecstasy 5/02 - Baja

Royal Caribbean Monarch 10/00 - Southern Caribbean

Carnival Elation 10/99 - Mexican Riviera

Royal Caribbean Monarch 1/97 - Southern Caribbean

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superjerryw

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JNLROSE:

No Rusty, but there was a pix posted of him & he REALLY does look exactly (I mean exactly) like his avatar!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

He must have trouble getting in to the dining room with those bare feet......

 

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Donuts, is there anything they can't do....

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Rustynail

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Flagger once told me that he watched Newt put a tip on the table and when nobody was looking took it back.

 

Is this the real Newt?????

 

stikdog_e0.gif

 

CARRIBEAN PRINCESS JAN 2005

countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=ff0000&cdt=2005;01;22;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500

 

CARNIVAL'S LEGEND JAN 2003

CELEBRITY'S CENTURY DEC 2003

cflbird2dog_e0.gif

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boten

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here are the answers to the questions we have so far:

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Princess-of-Quite-alot:

Did Newt order 2 entrees?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, he ordered only one, but he also ate ours. We were left hungry, we stopped at Burger King on the way back.

 

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nealberk:

Is he still wearing the police ankle locator bracelet and is the restraining order keeping him from approaching impressionable minors still in effect?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No ankle locator, but he had some strange looking necklace with some sort of antennas. I'm not sure about the restraining order, but there were no minors within 5 miles of us.

 

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rustynail:

Was he wearing a Cruise Critic hat with his likeness on it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Of course he was, but someone bought it for $29.95. We had to drive to the warehouse to get some more, they were sold in minutes.

 

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ImpulsivePuppy:

Did he tell you why he can't drive a Limo in Pennsylvania???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes he did, but if I tell you, I'll have to k33l you, and you need to stay alive to decide on the cutting.

 

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rustynail:

Flagger once told me that he watched Newt put a tip on the table and when nobody was looking took it back.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, he went and took the tip from ALL the other tables. That's how he paid for our dinner.

 

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by superjerryw:

He must have trouble getting in to the dining room with those bare feet......

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Everyone was looking at his face, not at his feet.

 

NBP [7<sup>2</sup>=49]

Boten, you're always good for a laugh - newtocc

Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW - brigittetom

 

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Cal Cruiser

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You guys must be brave, I have heard about NEWT

and it is all BAD. So we do not let him in California and try out find out what cruise he is on. So we can take another to wherever it may go. Think about it. Just kidding I think?

 

Holiday

Ryndam

Vision of the Seas

Ecsatsy

Elation

Summit

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Rustynail

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rustynail:

Flagger once told me that he watched Newt put a tip on the table and when nobody was looking took it back.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, he went and took the tip from ALL the other tables. That's how he paid for our dinner.

 

 

icon_biggrin.gif Boten - way too funny. Are you sure Newt and Flagger aren't brothers?

 

stikdog_e0.gif

 

CARRIBEAN PRINCESS JAN 2005

countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=ff0000&cdt=2005;01;22;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500

 

CARNIVAL'S LEGEND JAN 2003

CELEBRITY'S CENTURY DEC 2003

cflbird2dog_e0.gif

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high seas gal

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Surely the Newt was in disguise! I've heard that NO ONE, except the wifester, has EVER seen the Newtster sans disguise. Did he even look like a man? Rumor has it that on occasion he goes out in drag just to fool us all! icon_eek.gificon_wink.gif

 

High Seas Gal

Northern California

 

NCL Sky Jun. 2000 (ALASKA)

NCL Sky Aug. 2001 (ALASKA)

Princess Regal Princess Jul. 2002 (ALASKA)

NCL Sun Sep. 2003 (ALASKA)

Celebrity Mercury Oct. 2004 (Mexico)

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safein

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PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We want proof!!!!!!!!!!!! Pictures!!!!!

 

Anita

 

And now Infinity 2005!

Millennium 2003

Century 2002

Summit 2001

Century 2000

Zenith 1996

Horizon 1994

Horizon 1993

Sunward 1992

Star Princess 1990

Maxim Gorky 1974 & 1975

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newtocc

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Boten, thanks buddy, I thought all the things you said above were going to be our personal secrets!

 

Note to self: cancel lunch with Boten next week!

 

Since Boten has already given away my secret and Rosie agreed with him, I have no choice but to show everyone what I really look like!

 

This is the real me!

 

This ship 10/91

That ship 11/95

Whatever ship 12/98

here a ship 13/99

there a ship 14/00

everywhere

a

ship ship 15/05

 

<font size="3" color=red>Over 1 year</font> into my LMBO cruise

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NIGHTOWL410:

Tell me.......

Was the "Wifester" with him <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes she was, that's why we couldn't all fit into the Limo, that's why Mrs. Boten and Cloud had to sit on the trunk, didn't you look at the link above, duh!

 

This ship 10/91

That ship 11/95

Whatever ship 12/98

here a ship 13/99

there a ship 14/00

everywhere

a

ship ship 15/05

 

<font size="3" color=red>Over 1 year</font> into my LMBO cruise

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Surely the Newt was in disguise! I've heard that NO ONE, except the wifester, has EVER seen the Newtster sans disguise. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

I have seen Newt in person and I say What disguise? This is what he really looks like.

 

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