August 2024 - We lasted just two days on board the Viking Tialfi's Rhine Getaway before self curtailing. It was our first river cruise and will certainly be the last. It was like a cattle market. Forced to sit on large tables making meals awkward and uncomfortable. The noise was awful with nearly 200 people crammed into the Restaurant, shouting conversation at one another. Every course was served in sequence at the same. If you skipped the starter, you had to wait until everyone reached the main course. Nil 2 seater tables for couples. Nothing remotely refined or enjoyable about the experience whatsover.
The only escape was the Aquavit Terrace, but this had very limited seating, and you had to camp out to secure a seat at either of the two seater tables. There was also no flexibility offered regarding what time you ate. It was all or nothing! You weren't even allowed to eat your dinner in the Lounge, as crew would only serve you on the Aquavit Terrace.
Nothing to eat but cookies and apples between meals. If you remained on the longship between lunch and dinner, roughly 6 hours in between, you were left hungry. Not the best if you're a diabetic. We literally had to order take out to be delivered to the boat!
Cabin smelled of sewage upon arrival. Took 24hrs for it to subside. Cabin's were poorly insulated from surrounding noise, and even worse than on a cruise ship. Woken from 6am with the sound of vacuum toilets flushing. PA announcements were made inside our cabin from 8am regarding excursion pick-ups. We hadn't even booked any! We tend to be late risers, so this noise intrusion was awful, and we were even wearing ear plugs.
We were pi**ed off and exhausted. Viking's ocean cruising product is far superior and better value for money. For our own mental and physical well being we felt we had no choice but to return home. We disembarked at Kehl and took a taxi to Strasbourg airport and flew back home to London at our own cost. The relief when we got home was palpable. The whole thing was an ordeal on our senses from beginning to end. It was the biggest waste of £5k ever, not that Viking will care. Never again.