crazy mixed up kids-you're 31 years old. Go be the MVC ("Most Valuable Cruiser"). If you know how to belly up to a bar on Land to meet girls, its pretty much the same concept except everybody is tanned and ready to party. Plus the odds on cruises are generally in favor of single men. (Shaking my head) I wish I was 31 years old again-I could be a contender!!!! 😎