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Now you all have me thinking. What are the odds I won't make it for the whole cruise? If I'm feeling lucky (depends on your view) I could run up a huge gambling and drinking bill just in case I don't make it. That would be fun!

 

Ah, my luck it will be a few months after I get bill the paid off, that is if I don't die from shock when I open the statement and see how much fun I had.

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my partners grandfather died on a princess cruise ship quite suddenly of a heart attack in the mdr about 8 years ago. she could not remember the name of the of the ship. when we sailed princess last april we did not even mention that it was princess that we sailed on much less the ship it was we did NOT want to know if it was the same one.

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Now you all have me thinking. What are the odds I won't make it for the whole cruise? If I'm feeling lucky (depends on your view) I could run up a huge gambling and drinking bill just in case I don't make it. That would be fun!

 

Ah, my luck it will be a few months after I get bill the paid off, that is if I don't die from shock when I open the statement and see how much fun I had.

 

Ah Bobby Mac, put in your will that you want to do one last cruise after you are gone in the beer cooler of casino bar. Hey we will have beer on you and through casino chips on the top of the cooler in your memory! Better than flowers!. Just don't freak us all out as we are celebrating in your memory and reach for the chips much less hand us a beer!

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We just got home from our Carnival Inspiration cruise. It was wonderful except a woman down the hall from us died. It was early in the cruise but I wouldn't think they would fly her body home would they?

 

I was on the same deck a good way from her room down the hall. I didn't know she had passed. Last I'd heard she was in a coma. That is so sad. I feel so badly for her family. The crew was very quiet about it and said it just wasn't as serious as we all thought. I guess they were trying to protect her privacy and also not ruin our cruise.

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They have special accomodations for the dearly departed. You can view it here.

 

Hey - if you die before the first non-US port of call, can your estate invoke the Vacation Guarantee? It would be a shame to lose those cruise days just because you die!

 

Thanks for my morning Chuckle :D Much needed today!

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I once read an article by a person who was employed as a piano player on a cruise ship, and his cabin was next to the morgue. Good place if you ask me... neighbors are usually quiet.

 

The neighbours don't complain about the piano practice either...:rolleyes:

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Heck, if I die on a cruise ship, just stick some flowers in my butt and throw me overboard. That would be a very inexpensive funeral.

 

And then, please find my husband a very sweet but pretty blonde. I wouldn't want him to be lonely. My only requirement is that she's nice to the kids.

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