Rum Runner eat your heart out!!!

[Britnatize]

This is hilarious!!!

 

https://www.shop.coolerfun.com/displayProductDocument.hg?productId=26

[yogimax]

What would be even funnier would be to see it burst while someone was wearing it!

[Cruise_Couple]

So what happens to those of us that already have an excessive beer belly?!

Do I then look pregnant with triplets?:eek:

[krmlaw]

Im a huge rum runner fan ... and I might just have to get this! Except, DH wont wear it .. Ill have to and pretend Im a few months pregnant! haha

[hollywoodfloridamom]

That is too funny.....my bf can get one and fill it up with his favorite, Miller Lite. After he drinks it all his actual stomach will look like he still has the beer belly on! Undetectable, unless you want to go swimming;)

[Oma24boys]

Ill have to and pretend Im a few months pregnant! haha

 

Then you'd probably be denied boarding because you couldn't provide documentation that you are able to cruise while pregnant:eek: :D :eek:

[abcten]

If beer belly sells well but doesn't hold enough, they can make a woman's version of it...pregnant belly. Should hold an extra liter or 2.

[hollywoodfloridamom]

That beer belly isn't cheap! By the time you order it, ship it and fill it up you could buy that much beer on the ship.....The beer belly would be good at a football or baseball game. With draft beers starting:eek: at $8.00 a pop it would come in handy!

[MszKitty]

Better yet...

 

http://www.after5catalog.com/the-wine-rack-p-1293.html?cPath=1_4

 

 

...especially for the...shall we say....less fortunate ladies.

[hollywoodfloridamom]

A wine bra.....what will they think up next?! Too bad I'm already pretty well off in that area or I might have considered it. My 5 year old dd might look a bit suspicious in one! Maybe my bf can wear the beer belly and the wine BRO! I'm quite sure he wouldn't be the strangest looking person on the cruise;)

[Britnatize]

Ha!!! Love the wine boobs!!! Hilarious!

[AllieInMD]

Guess that just goes to show that there IS a major market for smuggling! There is also one that straps to your leg -ick!

 

I have to wonder - just how would a port agent approach a woman who had a - uh - non-flat belly to inquire if they are pregnant or not? I was taught never to ask that question unless you can actually see the baby emerging - just in case!

 

 

Then you'd probably be denied boarding because you couldn't provide documentation that you are able to cruise while pregnant:eek: :D :eek:

[hollywoodfloridamom]

Geez Allie that is a good question........what if someone is just a bit overweight? I wonder if anyone has had this happen to them. What a bad way to start your cruise, if you are NOT pregnant! Then you would fell obligated to stay away from the unlimited buffets for your whole cruise:eek:

[AllieInMD]

I know I asked the question once before - but I don't think I really got an answer - or might just be CRS disease ;) It's not like something a port agent could confirm or anything.

 

 

Geez Allie that is a good question........what if someone is just a bit overweight? I wonder if anyone has had this happen to them. What a bad way to start your cruise, if you are NOT pregnant! Then you would fell obligated to stay away from the unlimited buffets for your whole cruise:eek: