Things you never see on a cruise ship

[Neiner]

I know they have fake tattoos, but I don't want to see a real tattoo parlor on board.

In some of the review photos of the Oasis of the Seas I could have sworn that one of the shops is a tattoo parlor.

[Seanzie]

An archery range, perhaps?

[micahd]

Just a thought....but is there a chapel on board any of the cruisers?...not that I need one...just wondered!

 

Most ships have a chapel. Usually a cool name "starlight chapel", "vista chapel" something like that. Often towards the top decks. I believe it's a traditional thing to have a chapel on board.

Edited December 31, 2009 by micahd
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[jouster]

How about horses and people could take horse backriding lessons on sea days. Just watch out for the road cookies in the walkways :p

[bundito]

Somebody who doesn't go all ga-ga over lobster night? Oh wait, that's me. :D

 

I'm disappointed the days of skeet shooting from the stern are gone. Alcohol, choppy seas, and shotguns sounds like a good time to me.

[kf657]

A convenience store where you can buy reasonably priced soda, snacks and booze!

 

 

Yes! a 7-11 would be a must! OR a WAWA

[Golf18aday]

How about a zoo

[Lady Chew]

oh, there's a zoo on all the ships ... a human one!

[jkudzu]

"Things you never see on a cruise ship "

How about someone who looks good in a Speedo?:o

or water skiers behind the ship?:rolleyes:

or lots of free stuff!!!:D

[penguin fan]

A cage fight for afternoon entertainment around the pool on a sea day.

[TravelSmarty]

How about a horse race track :p

[mr green]

Free juice at lunch and dinner, on most popular cruise lines.

 

john

[mellygo]

You never see a counselor/therapist working on board. But when they offer that service for those who lose too much in the casino, or wanna talk about how their hubby got drunk and left them all alone in the room - I'll sign up to work for them lol!

[mellygo]

Just imagine it! The "Dr. Phil" cruise!!

[kakalina]

How about truly beautiful men and women to be "companions" to the passengers. Such as dinner or dance partners, someone to go on a tour with.

[logicandsin]

Not yet anyway. At the rate the ships are being built, so huge, it won't be long before we see a landing strip on them!

 

Having been on many land based holidays (Tunisia, Egypt) i think i will miss the jeep safari ...

 

As for a landing strip, it would bring a whole new meaning to 'fly-cruise' and would do away with the bag fight ... sorry i meant baggage reclaim. :rolleyes:

[SCUBADOO414]

6-10" of snow :eek:

[mr green]

6-10" of snow :eek:

 

I understand that on Statendam one time the promenade deck was closed fore thee days due to high winds and ice, while sailing by the Aleutian Islands.

 

john

[UPCrawfish]

Go kart races !!!:d

[Dolly Rocker]

Breathalizer or Blood Alcohol tests.....................Whew - thank goodness.

 

Chick.

 

 

Ha unfortunately they do have these for Crew Members!!! I used to work on the Pacific Star and they used then many times when I was on there!

 

L

xxx

[gordon fisherman]

How about truly beautiful men and women to be "companions" to the passengers. Such as dinner or dance partners, someone to go on a tour with.

Honey, that idea is already taken! They are out there, you just have to find them & have enough $$ to pay them! The diamond TA's can fix you up! They are PROFESSIONAL COMPANIONS!

[dzmom]

How about truly beautiful men and women to be "companions" to the passengers. Such as dinner or dance partners, someone to go on a tour with.

Do they still have gentlemen on Celebrity ships whose job is to dance with the ladies? I always thought that must be a great job:)

[dzmom]

6-10" of snow :eek:

no no no snow!:)

[spyder1]

A strip club :D

 

 

 

I second this one.....

[spyder1]

An orderly, considerate line at the buffet. :rolleyes:

 

 

i agree...