Things you never see on a cruise ship

[TheFutureMrs.]

So last night my husband and I were discussing our upcoming cruise and how we are trying to spend as little time as possible in the casino. ;) My husband said "Hey, they should have a pawn shop on board for when people lose big in the casino." We cracked up laughing.

 

So, I thought it would be fun to see what other crazy things we could think of that they could put on a cruise ship - not seriously, just in jest. :p

[Dajbman22]

With the current rate of expansion of each generation of mega-ships, it won't be long before we see ships build with small ponds... so you can go boating on the boat!

[mr green]

I have never seen anyone, cap in hand loooking for handouts. However I never go to the casino on the last day.:D

 

john

[jimbo5544]

With the current rate of expansion of each generation of mega-ships, it won't be long before we see ships build with small ponds... so you can go boating on the boat!

 

Did see something similar to this. When on MSC Orchestra earlier this year when docked in St Maarten, as we walked back to the ship, the stern was facing us. A crew member was fishing off the stern though an open area below passenger level.

[tgptmp]

How about an assult weapons store.

[mr green]

Did see something similar to this. When on MSC Orchestra earlier this year when docked in St Maarten, as we walked back to the ship, the stern was facing us. A crew member was fishing off the stern though an open area below passenger level.

 

This must have been the Head Chef.:rolleyes:

 

john

[tgptmp]

Something that I have never seen but have often wondered if people do, or are allowed to do, is that I have never seen anyone flying a kite off of the ship. But I have thought that it might be fun to do.

[jimbo5544]

Something that I have never seen but have often wondered if people do, or are allowed to do, is that I have never seen anyone flying a kite off of the ship. But I have thought that it might be fun to do.

 

I actually saw security take one away from people on a sea day.

[jimbo5544]

This must have been the Head Chef.:rolleyes:

 

john

 

LOL, I did NOT order fish from the menu that night!

[ahoys]

I know they have fake tattoos, but I don't want to see a real tattoo parlor on board.

[yakdaddy42]

When Im on a curise I miss the sound of my neighbors dog barking 23 hours a day I wish they had a pet store on the ship so I would not get so home sick.

[BroncosFan2010]

I am waiting for something similar to Sky Mall for airlines... where we can buy all kind of useless stuff on board and have it waiting for us back home. Sometimes the shopping fix on the islands is not enough! LOL

[nd53]

when we visit MX, there are always vendors walking the streets selling their wares, We could pick up different vendors at each port, and they would have a couple days between ports of call to make their sales. Ya Right..

[ger_77]

Dog groomers / pet hotel area. Thank God!

 

Smooth Sailing! :):):)

[BroncosFan2010]

A school house: place to educate all the kids who are taken out of school so their parents can cruise.

[tgptmp]

How about a cash advance place?

[mr green]

A used car lot. You CAN win the odd new car in the casino.:rolleyes:

 

john

[tgptmp]

How about a Goodwill store!

[Twain Harte Cruiser]

On the Delta Queen (when it ran - boo hoo!) we flew kites off the stern. Had to cut it loose when we got too close to a bridge.

[gtouch]

You never see "door to door" sales people. With all those doors you would think it would be a natural.

[Habs_Fan]

A strip club :D

[yakdaddy42]

This one go's with the door to door salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons on a mission with a packpack and a mountian bike.

[tgptmp]

How about a lawn mower?

[mr green]

How about a lawn mower?

 

I believe that at least two cruise ships no have real grass.:D

 

 

john

[Creepella]

A swim up bar. At least, not on the cruises I've been on.