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#1
Los Angeles, CA
10,710 Posts
Joined Aug 2003
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"So is this a tender port or not?"
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Brian

Oosterdam Feb '04 RSVP Western Caribbean; Amsterdam Sept '04 Alaska - Glacier Bay; MSC Opera Feb '05 Eastern Caribbean; Oosterdam Sept '05 RSVP Alaska - Hubbard Glacier; Noordam Inaugural Feb '06 Caribbean; X/Mercury May '06 - (the 2/11ths cruise); Noordam Jan '07 Caribbean - The CC Reunion Cruise; Volendam Nov '07 - Panama Canal Seafarer; Eurodam Prelude & Inaugural - July '08 Rotterdam-Copenhagen, Norwegian Fjords/British Isles; Noordam Jan '09 Caribbean: "Voyage of the Good Nuts"; Ryndam Sept '09 Southbound Alaska Cruisetour; Zaandam March '10 Circle Hawaii "Voyage of the Macadamia Nuts"; Noordam Feb '11 Southern Caribbean "The Wedding"; Eurodam, December '11 Eastern Caribbean; Queen Elizabeth, Jan '13 - Westbound Panama Canal, Grand Princess, Feb '14 - Hawaii
#3
New Jersey
4,812 Posts
Joined Dec 2006
[quote=jaspersmycat;15649435]

Hey! Who pulled the plug????
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Regal Princess - Halloween again - 10/27/16
Regal Princess B2B from NYC to Ft. Lauderdale - 15 days! Oct/Nov 2015; Love being Elite!
Caribbean Princess - November 2014 - 4 days and my last as Platinum!
Royal Princess - October 2014 - 10 day repo/Halloween cruise
HAL Westerdam - March 1, 2014 - Birthday cruise and Piano Bar Nation reunion! Eastern Caribbean
Caribbean Princess - November 2013 Cruise for a Cause- 4 day to Progreso, Mexico
Caribbean Princes - October 2013 repo - NY to Houston
Caribbean Princess - November 2012 - repo - NY to Ft. Lauderdale
Caribbean Princess - October 2012 - "Sandy" cruise - Bermuda turned to Boston for 6 days!
HAL Zuiderdam - April 2012 - Panama Canal
Caribbean Princess - August 2011 - "Irene" cruise - NE/Canada
Caribbean Princess - August 2010 - NE/Canada
HAL Noordam - January 2007
HAL Noordam - January 2008
And some long forgotten Greek ship in 1983

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#5
Seattle, WA
1,483 Posts
Joined Sep 2006


"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... and are those ruby slippers sticking out from under the Port side?!?!"
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[recent trips...

Ecuador and Amazon rainforest, Sep 2014
3 weeks Europe, Sep/Oct 2013

3 weeks in China, Sep/Oct 2012
Golden Princess, L.A to Hawaii Sep 2011


15 Day Egypt with 7 Night Nile Cruise & Red Sea
Feb 2008
...the Egypt trip review link...
http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=735948
...the Egypt trip photos link...
http://seafunegypt.shutterfly.com/ac...0YsnHA&notag=1
#6
5,175 Posts
Joined Jul 2004

"In a new, innovative move, Cruise West passengers
can now stay on board during a dry dock!"
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Peggy
#7
Quebec City, QC Canada
4,007 Posts
Joined Jul 2004

Our newest shore excursion: beachcombing
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The plural of "anecdote" is not "data"


Sovereign of the Seas - 27/01/1998
Norwegian Majesty - 10/02/2003
Diamond Princess - 22/01/2005
Noordam - 03/01/2009
Norwegian Gem - 30/10/2011
Celebrity Equinox - 26/10/2012
Queen Mary 2 - 03/01/2015
#8
The OC
5,799 Posts
Joined Mar 2008
Originally posted by bepsf

We can put away Alaska Cruise Companion but get out the Milepost.
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Chandris Ellenis, Mediterranean- July 1978
X Infinity, Baja- October 2005
Carnival Paradise, Baja- January 2007
HAL Zaandam, Alaska- July 2008
HAL Oosterdam, Sea of Cortez- April 2010
X Summit, Southern Caribbean Part 1- November 2012
X Summit, Southern Caribbean Part 2- November 2013
#10
San Diego
5,138 Posts
Joined Oct 2005


Would someone please wake up the whale.
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Cruise History
Viking Longship Baldur, Amsterdam to Budapest (2017)
Celebrity Summit, Round-trip Bermuda (NY) (2017)

Crown Princess, Round-trip Hawaii (LA) (2016)

Emerald Princess, Eastern Caribbean (2016)
Zuiderdam, Mediterranean Explorer (2015)
Emerald Princess, Western Caribbean (2014)

Jewel of the Seas, Southern Caribbean (2014)
Golden Princess, Round-trip Hawaii (LA) (2013)
Pacific Princess, Mediterranean & Adriatic (2012)
Pacific Princess, Mediterranean Collection (2012)
Island Princess, Pacific Coastal (2012)
Sapphire Princess, LA / Hawaii / Samoa / Tahiti / LA (2011)
Golden Princess, Round-trip Hawaii (LA) (2011)
Crown Princess, Greek Isles / Med + Italy (2010)
Sapphire Princess, Mexico (LA) (2010)
Royal Princess, Mediterranean + Italy (2009)
Sapphire Princess, Australia / NZ + Fiji (2007)
Golden Princess, British Isles + Scotland (2006)
Dawn Princess, Mexico (SF) (2006)
Grand Princess, Mediterranean + Italy (2005)
Tahitian Princess, Cook Island (2005)
Tahitian Princess, Marquesas Island (2005)
Zenith, Western Caribbean (2004)
Ryndam, Mexico, (2003)
Grand Princess, Eastern Caribbean (2003)
Grand Princess, Western Caribbean (2003)
Dawn Princess, San Diego to Hawaii (2003)
Dawn Princess, Tahiti to Hawaii (2002)
Dawn Princess, Hawaii to Tahiti (2002)
Royal Princess, Panama Canal (2002)
Ocean Princess, Southern Caribbean (2001)
Dawn Princess, Mexico (1991)
Golden Odyssey, Black Sea / Med (1990)
Dawn Princess, Mediterranean (1989)
Fair Sky, Alaska (1984)
Fair Sea, Panama Canal (1983)
#11
Portsmouth UK
366 Posts
Joined Apr 2008
Originally posted by [email protected]


Would someone please wake up the whale.
" I SAID THE 2008 TIDE TIME TABLES "
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"Life on the ocean waves is the only life for me"
previous cruises
Sun Princess Sept/Oct 2007(30nights)
Noordam B2B Jan/Feb 2009
Noordam B2B Jan/Feb 2010

Celebrity Equinox B2B Jan/Feb 2011
Celebrity Equinox B2B Jan/Feb 2012
P&O Azura 21 Night Jan 2013
Noordam 21 Night Jan 2014
P&O Ventura 24 Night Oct2014
P&o Arcadia 25 Night Jan2015
#12
Space Coast FL
25,070 Posts
Joined Sep 2006
"No, it's port LEFT and starboard RIGHT!"
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John ..email_me
AMSTERDAM 2641 Alaska 7/02 | WESTERDAM 8010 Baltic 9/05 | NOORDAM 7124 Western Mediterranean 6/06 | VEENDAM 712 Western Caribbean 12/06 | STATENDAM 394 Alaska Cruise-Tour 9/07 | ZUIDERDAM 8021 Eastern Caribbean 12/07 | AMSTERDAM 3385 Panama Canal transit 4/08 | EURODAM 4130 Bahamas 10/08 | NOORDAM 8009 Southern Caribbean 12/08 | NOORDAM 4178 Southern Caribbean 12/09 | NIEUW AMSTERDAM 8057 Eastern Mediterranean 9/10 | RYNDAM 394 Western Caribbean 12/10 | VEENDAM 418 Bermuda 10/11 | MAASDAM 404 3/12 | PRINSENDAM 303 Trans-Atlantic 5/13 | EURODAM 4094 Viking Passage TranAtl 8/14 | NIEUW AMSTERDAM 5186 Eastern Caribbean 12/14 | EURODAM 8144 Western Caribbean 11/15 | KONINGSDAM 8138 Bahamas 11/16 | OOSTERDAM 8098 Western Caribbean 12/16
Non-HAL cruises: Sovereign of the Seas 6556 Bahamas 4/07 | Disney Dream 10508 Bahamas 11/13
#13
2,745 Posts
Joined Oct 2006
Originally posted by bepsf
Who wants to play along?
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"So is this a tender port or not?"

To Get my fuel surcharge money credited back to my account
#16
Beautiful Southwest
8,073 Posts
Joined Aug 2005
[quote=GmaPajama;15652743]
CRUISE WEST WE'LL ROCK YOUR BOAT!!
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Happiness is a moving floor
04-2002 Statendam 15 Hawaii

10-2002 Statendam 10 Mexican Riviera
01-2003 Statendam 16 Hawaii
01-2003 Statendam 10 Mexican Riviera/Sea of Cortez
10-2003 Veendam 18 Panama Canal
03-2004 Statendam 10 Mexico Riviera/Sea of Cortez
03-2004 Statendam 15 Hawaii
10-2004 Statendam 16 Hawaii
02-2005 Oosterdam 7 Mexican Riviera
09-2005 Veendam 30 Panama Canal/Amazon River
10-2005 Veendam 14 Southern Caribbean
01-2006 Amsterdam 30 Hawaii/Tahiti
11-2006 Zaandam 15 Hawaii
11-2006 Zaandam 10 Mexican Riviera
03-2007 Veendam 7 Western Caribbean
03-2007 Veendam 14 Southern Caribbean
10-2007 Ryndam 10 Mexican Riviera/Sea of Cortez
01-2008 Ryndam 30 Hawaii/Tahiti
09-2008 Statendam 32 Hawaii/Tahiti
10-2009 Zaandam 15 Hawaii
03-2010 Rotterdam 33 Hawaii/Tahiti
10-2010 Maasdam 35 Caribbean
03-2011 Rotterdam 30 Hawaii/Tahiti
10-2012 Westerdam 30 Hawaii/Tahiti
12-2013 Veendam 25 Hawaii/Mexican Riviera
11-14 Statendam, Incan Treasures ( our last cruise together)
09-2015 Amsterdam 50 Tales of the South Pacific

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#17
The OC
5,799 Posts
Joined Mar 2008
Originally posted by bepsf

The raft is being christened after the ship's captain...they are both "A little dinghy to run aground!" <rim shot>
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Chandris Ellenis, Mediterranean- July 1978
X Infinity, Baja- October 2005
Carnival Paradise, Baja- January 2007
HAL Zaandam, Alaska- July 2008
HAL Oosterdam, Sea of Cortez- April 2010
X Summit, Southern Caribbean Part 1- November 2012
X Summit, Southern Caribbean Part 2- November 2013
#18
Michigan
1,061 Posts
Joined Apr 2008
[quote=bepsf;15649397]Who wants to play along?
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Captain to Crew: "God Himself could not beach this ship!"
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#19
Northern California near the Napa Valley
166 Posts
Joined May 2008

Captain muttering ...
"Of all the thing's I've lost, I miss my bearing(s) the most"
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Princess Elite

Azure Seas '85 Baja 4 day

Noordam '85 San Francisco-Acapulco B2B
Noordam'85 Acapulco - San Francisco
Constitution '85 Honolulu-San Francisco
Noordam '86 Los Angelas -Vancouver for Expo 86
Nieuw Amsterdam '87 Acapulco-San Francisco
Southward '87 Baja 4 day
Royal Princess '88 Trans Canal
Westerdam '89 San Diego-Seward
Regent Sea ' 89 Vancouver-Whittier,Alaska
Sagafjord '90 San Francisco-Vancouver
Regent Sea '90 Whittier, Alaska-Vancouver
Star Princess '91 San Francisco-Vancouver
Pacific Princess '91 Vancouver-Los Angeles

Island Princess '91 Tahiti-Honolulu
Stellas Solaris '92 Manaus -Amazon River-Galveston
Sky Princess '93 San Francisco-Vancouver
Constitution '93 Circle Hawaii
Independence '94 Circle Hawaii
Constitution '95 Circle Hawaii
Inspiration (Inaugural) '96 San Francisco-San Juan

1997- - 2009 the missing years due to illness (Lupus) traveled the USA instead of cruising to stay close to US hospitals

Oosterdam February '09 San Diego R/T
Star Princess August '14 San Francisco-Alaska R/T
Star Princess April '15 San Francisco-Hawaii R/T
Grand Princess September '15 San Francisco-Mexico
Grand Princess October '16 Hawaii R/T
Grand Princess February '18 San Francisco-Mexico

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