Stallion

Did Ms Oregon look like this?

Pear Harbor? Forget it-he's on a roll

Your cruise isn't over until WE say it's over!!!!

Something like this I feel would be appropriate:

Oh yeah I keep forgetting how old I am.

Kid watches too much Fred Sanford: "Esther: Go down to the Oceanside Stand in the Low-Tide Wait for High-tide and Commit Suicide"

My experience after being trapped at sea due to Hurricane Harvey 1. Park somewhere several feet above ground level. Many cars were flooded during Hurricane Harvey if they weren't on a raised parking level 2. Make sure you have a full tank of gas- (the entire Southern half of Texas ran out of gas after Hurricane Harvey) Otherwise, you're probably safe at sea as long as it doesn't hit on embarkation day. If it hits on disembarkation day you might get a few free days at sea like we did.

I've done it a couple of times and had a blast-best excursion ever

Exclusive Footage of what happened to Megan last nite:

I know how to get Megan's blood boiling again:

Dropping faster than the Texas Rangers

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STEAKHOUSE OPTION-you're on vacation

CNN reporting United just announced a system wide stoppage-could be down for hours

I never complain when Chicks try to check Stallion out!!! Let 'em look! Yea the Havana Interiors are great-had one 3 years ago but this time just decided to blow some money on a Havana Aft Balcony. I got more views of my Balcony from the Havana pool than I did sitting on my Balcony.

Not me! We are Friend-emies this week because of SMU v. OU game.

One positive thing they did with Mardi Grau Havana Cabanas is that they raised the outside area a few steps and lowered the glass rail window which should give a better view of the Sea from the Cabanas. I would never get a regular Havana Cabana on the Vista class because the Glass blocked your view.

Yeah and other than the Havana, I'm not a big fan of the Vista otherwise

I'll be interested in your impression of the new concept with one pool to the side. The Vista Havana is perfect with the large aft pool and two large hot tubs. I had a center Aft Balcony on the Vista a few weeks ago. I spent 3-4 hours a day in the pool

The Carnival Pool-just can't do it. Once you've gone Havana can you ever go back?

It's not the drinks that tell you it's time to go back to your cabin-it's the aching feet that send you home

Don't fall for the first Pineapple that falls from the tree (tree?-just go with it). If things don't go well you'll have 6 more days of awkward encounters.

Ha! My middle name is Wellington so I self-annoited myself as "Beef Wellington" as a nickname.

You would look silly in a Bikini