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OMG thanks everybody for the laughs!


I have 2 stories:


On our first cruise, we were sitting in the Windjammer cafe having some lunch and I notice a man waiting around one of the hot buffet stations. A waiter comes out and replaces one of the large dishes. The waiter leaves and the man takes the entire dish and carries it to his table. He sets it down in the middle of the table and the entire clan start to pick from it. Needles to say, he had several people around watching him with mouths open. Turns out they were chicken wings.


We were on a tour of St Maarten and had a stop at Orient. We were sitting at the snack bar when we saw an elderly, heavy set man come from the nude side of the beach, wearing a large towel around his waist. He gets a couple of drinks and takes his leave, as his towel starts to fall down. He bends over, at the waist to put his drinks down as his towels falls off. My eyes still sting at the thought.

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This is more unusual than amusing. Dancing to the last set in Ocean Bar on HAL ship. As everyone was leaving noticed an item left in corner of a booth. It was a strapless bra. Probably, removed it after dinner, on a formal night. Anyone ever do this?

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