Sir PMP

Get a taxi at 8:30am, the buses will leave at 9:30am, but that's not too reliable.

$6.99.

Train first class to Rotterdam Centraal, taxi to Marriott.

Interesting Oosterdam on her way to Israel?

I'll be happy to pay for that.

Bring it on:

There must be an Irish cruise line out there, look for green ships:

Correct.

You're only allowed in if you look like this:

There's a ballroom hour at 5:00pm in Crows Nest on the older ships, piped in music though, and the band plays from 8:15pm on, in the Ocean bar, mostly Abba, R&R etc. Sometimes you will be able to squeeze in a cha cha cha or salsa.

Easy decision for me, I'll take the top one:

I agree with Bruce, March 30th everyone was off the Zaandam by 9:00am, the first ones were off at 7:45am, so no problem at all to make your flight.

I'm missing the brussels sprouts.

A small ship with a big attitude.

Sorry, I disagree with the above.